WINNER:
"We're trying to save THEM from the Delta Quadrant?"
OTHERS:
"No, you CAN'T program Seven of Nine in the holodecks and play!"
"Are you sure the Sunda-island with 4 letters is BALI?"
"You want to bring Voyager back? We spent five years trying to
find a way to get Janeway out there in the first place."
"I gave up my job on Seinfeld for *this*?"
"Every new uniform gives me less room to breath."
"if I still had hair, Barclay, it wouldn't look like THAT."
"With all this technology, you'd think we could counter the effects
of the average bean burrito."
"These new uniforms always seem to want to creep up in my rear end."
"Now that truly is a Zety Burrito"
"Admiral, Sir, I am having problems with my life. I need a wife.
Can I have my own holodeck to play in?"
"Barclay looks at Decipher trying to crap out yet another stccg set."
Star Wars:
WINNER:
"So, wait. Luke's your brother, and I'm your cousin's father'suncle's
dentist's former roomate? I suppose you'll try to tell me that theWookie's
a poodle."
OTHERS:
"We've been running from the Stormtroopers for so long, and you say
they can be beaten by sticks and stones?"
"You got your menstruation? Now??"
"Where is the Bathroom?"
"What do you mean we're on the wrong moon?"
"I swear the Ewok made me do it!"
"You left the water running??"
"Is that a robot on your head or did I drink too much again?"
"So, you see NYPD Blue last night?"
WINNER:
"Easter just south of the nuclear plant was always a little different."
OTHERS:
"Darnit, another 'Try again later.'"
"Must...return...to...Bajor... Wait a sec, what the heck is Bajor?"
"The discovery of Merlin's portable TV"
"I wanted it to tell me the future, not my monthly energy bill..."
"I have finally gotten Garibaldi's Head!!"
"Maybe with this brain I can beat DS for once."
"Finally, a portable holo-player for my porn collection!!"
"He always was bright - but this?"
"I wonder what this button does..."
"Must not fall asleep..."
"Hmmm wonder if I should poke it?"
"Ooooh.... Shiny!!"