WINNER:
The arks for the Red Orbs of Jalbador were constructed
on a lower budget than the other ten.
OTHERS:
"That's the last time I ask Scotty to roast marshmallows..."
After the Guardian of Next Tuesday broke down for the seventh time,
someone suggested "someone should build one that will
last Forever"
"This is one half of the ship's new 3D viewing system."
"And here we see the picture of the next Doorway card Decipher's gonna
throw at us."
"There is no Dooway. Only Zul."
"No wonder why they never showed the bathroom on Star Trek."
"Alright, who left the red alert on while we were on the surface?"
"This is where we store the ship's supply of Strawberry Jello."
"This is what happens when you do leave the fridge door open,
a protouniverse swallows up all of existence...shouldve listened to mom!"
"I wasn't aware Federation ships have a red light zone."
Star Wars:
WINNER:
"Last time I ever went to a Wookie dentist."
OTHERS:
"When I said I like it hot I didn't mean the food!"
"Who put nude pictures of Jabba in my room?"
"Alright Luke, calm down. I am sure you believe Darth Vader is your
father..."
Han Solo gets his first taste of broasted Ewok
"You're right. They do taste like chicken."
"Geez, you'd think Lwaxy would be able to find a screen shot from a
different SW movie! This is the 3rd one from Jedi!"
"So,this is what chewing the fat means"
"Now that REALLY is a Zesty burrito."
"I gotta keep up this smug look it I'm gonna get any chicks tonight."
Babylon 5
WINNER:
"I dont think the Vorlons have ever heard of Johnny Cash sir!"
OTHERS:
"Dang, at the most interesting moment, we get an advert interrupt!"
Scene from the First Annual Inter-Galactic Tic-Tac-Toe Championships.
"Whose idea was the rectal probe on the First Ones?"
"Damn, we're too late. That Admiral from the last contest couldn't
handle his burritos."
"Oh, look. ANOTHER Spatial Scisson. What a surprise."
"And next, the Amazing Steve-o will fly his spaceship in a death-defying
stunt through this ring of fire!!"
"You should think that with interstellar flights they would have abandoned
those stupid "stop" signs."