WINNER:
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am! Let me just take a
few more swigs
of this sweet sweet liquid then we can fly the ship again...."
OTHERS:
"I knew this would finally keep his wig in place. Promotion time!"
"If only I could get a Girl!!"
"Aye Wes, Koval blew up the chat room Again."
"Aye Captain, I will need another 6 hours to fix them at this rate."
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"Oooh, James."
"And here we see the Scotty in his natural habitat...."
Star Wars:
WINNER:
"One of these days they'll send me lackeys that don't need a flea dip...."
OTHERS:
NIKTO #2: "Maybe we oughta invite chicks to one of these
parties some time." BOSSK: "(unintelligable)"
"Surprise!!"
"We're knights of the round table, we dance whene're we're able...."
"I can't say it has been a pleasure to meet you, but then again,
I love winning tournaments my way - blast them, boys!"
Babylon 5
WINNER:
"Yep, being a gynecologist is one of the greatest jobs there are."
OTHERS:
"You sure it's not a ferengi?"
"Tell me again how it happened: The Centauri walked your
way with that big bowl of hot soup and then..?"
"Stephen! Michael! What ARE you staring at???"
"Damnit I'm a doctor not a.... oh yeah.... what seems to be the trouble?"
"What I want to know is how she got the gills...."
DOCTOR: "Things have gotten bleak...we're considering pulling the plug."
DELENN: "But I'm alive!" GIRABLDI: "Well we can still wait a few minutes."
"Yeah, every 36 hours, we have to plug her head back into the base unit to recharge her."