WINNER:
"I wish I had an artificial heart. Picard ALWAYS beats me, it's not fai-air!"
OTHERS:
"(Off-stage, singing) "... The land of the free... and the home, of the brave""
"Never Give Up, Never Surrender"
"Dangit, someone should check what goes into those Zesty burritos!"
"She said I have a heart made of wood, so I might as well knock on it for some luck."
Looks like Shatner didn't learn much about political correctness from the whole 'Mirror Kirk card' debacle...
"I'm so glad that they've made all the extras look old so I won't seem so out of place."
"Uh oh, he tapping to combadge and calling that Ensign 'Wes' - someone get the doctor"
"Look, I cut off my fingers!"
KIRK: Ya know, seeing all of my old crewmates brings back a lot of memories...bad ones."
ENSIGN: "The firearm is in your office as requested, sir."
"Hiel Hitler!"
"She was a good ship, and I'll miss the Enterprise... but my new ship,
Fireball XL-7, has digital lights and you can't see the strings!"
The Kirk from the Mirror Universe finally slips up after
infiltrating for 20 plus years.
"Kirk to... oh, wait, our communicators don't work like that yet."
Kirk: "Picard claimed his heart was only lightly used"
Lieutenant: "Well next time you know better than to trust a bald man."
"Heil Hit... Oh wait we left the Nazi Planet many years ago."
"...and if you rub the Orion Slave Girl like this, she'll bark like a dog."
Unfortunately for Picard fans everywhere, Bones was always around to treat Kirk and his heart attacks."
Star Wars:
WINNER:
"Even at UrR years old, UrRR'ru'rUr'RuU's parents knew that he would grow up
to be a good Urr'RrUr'Rur Rurr'uRUr."
OTHERS:
"I come all this way, and can't find parking, cause some dickheadded
Tusken Raider has to park his bantha right in the last spot!"
"From out of the west he rides, a masked tusken on a brown bantha... The Lone Raider!!!"
"Before Sesame Street, Snuffleupagus took all the work he could get."
Introducing to Tatooine: the new Dodge Ram
The commander of the newly implemented Tusken Guard inspects his troops.
Here we can see the Mountain Goat in it's natural Habitat.
"I hate it when my goat take steroids!"
"Giddy-up!"
"Ill take the ugly one" "Which one's the ugly one?" "Good question, I'll take the one on the left."
Hey, Look at my Convertable.
Bill Clinton said he wanted something big and horny-- oh! he meant Monica???
The Lone Tuskan rides again!
"Ur! Ur! Urrrrg!"
Now little Urr'ruur would pay for wandering away from his parents...
Babylon 5
WINNER:
"Don't look now, but That Minbari chick is totally checking out your ass!"
OTHERS:
"What are you, crying? Crybaby, crybab- ah yes, the scar."
"I will not back down on the trade agreem... say, what shade of eye shadow is that?"
"You punched me! You punched me in the face! Why I...!"
"ya know... ya... ya got a little somethin' on your face there...."
"I should warn you, the last person to stare at my scar got a matching pair."
1st guy:"Do you have Laser Eyes?" 2nd Guy:"Do you fell lucky??"
"How dare you show your face around here, especially looking like that!"
"Look into my eyes, deeper, deeper, no not that deep."
Guy:"Lets show Ivonava and Talia Up." Sinclair: "Sure, why not?"
"You have very pretty eyes." Person 2: "Why Thank you, I just got new ones."
"The yellow contact lenses had suited you better."
"I'll kiss it better."
"My, you're right, no acne at all, what do you use?"
"Your face looks awful. Perhaps you should see Dr. Franklin for an analgesic cream?"
The Avon Lady works in many forms.