WINNER:
"Okay, I've had enough of the waterplum jokes already!"
OTHERS:
"You can't make a caption. You just want to STARE!"
"Would you like to buy some melons?"
"Kim do you always stare at girls like this?"
Female: "Hi Neelix, would you like a Waterplum?" Neelix: "Yes, I'll take those two please"
"You did WHAT with my bra? "
"I shall telepathicaly scan you to death MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Helmsman, set intercept, dive, dive, dive!!!"
"I'm a telepath, I know what your thinking."
"Hello? My eyes are up *here*!"
"Waterplums? I don't know what you're talking about. I sell milk."
"Bananas? No sorry, I don't have bananas"
"Dr. Franklin? Perhaps I can interest you in some waterplums..."
"So THAT's what Neelix calls them?"
"Fascinating."
"Excuse me Lt. Paris, but my eyes are up here."
"Wow, thats those are very big Waterplums." Female: "Thank you, I worked hard to grow them."
"Hello, would you like a water plum?"
"Do I look sexy? I think I look sexy."
"Why does every guy make a pass at me when I say I'm selling waterplumps?"
Unfortunately for Mendon, the Mayor's daughter was being monitored 24/7.
Star Wars:
WINNER:
"Damn Waldo...DAMN HIM!"
OTHERS:
"Yet with the viewing hole between his eyes, the valiant stormtropper looks on!
"The enemy base looks to be 15 miles off--oh wait, I'm holding these backwards..."
"Are this binoculars out of focus or does that chick have four breasts?"
In order to qualify for having the largest beach in the known universe, Tatooine officials had to first find the ocean.
"Oh My! God! It's! Godzilla!"
"Maybe we should have made that left turn at Albuquerque?"
"OK, they said there should be a guy around here somewhere riding a dinosaur, but I don't see him anywhere, do you?"
"No sir, nothing in this direction"
"Look sir: Babes!"
"Wow, that Tusken Raider looks like he's right next to us!"
"Now where's that Tuskenrider from the last captioncontest?"
"OH MY GOD!!! IT"S DS!!!! RUN!!!!!"
"This is like looking for two lonely droinds in a huge desert - oh wait, that's what we are doing!"
"Ah, my Suit is dirty again, I hate it when my suit gets dirty."
Even Frisbees catch stormtroopers off guard.
"Hey CYCLOPS!"
Unfortunately, 15 years later Trooper 3141 had still not been told to stop looking for the Rebel Droids on Tatooine.
Babylon 5
WINNER:
And so an attack point was chosen. They realized only too late that the spot on the map
was only spilt blueberry jam, and the entire fleet was wiped out by the black hole the spot concealed.
OTHERS:
"And for disobeying orders, you have the 'privelige' of cleaning that. Get to work."
"We turn of I-94 or some highway and enter Milwaukke, then head through
various streets and get to Gen Con. We strike there."
"Yeah, and here's the krispy kreme on alpha 2"
"That Planet is a sesspool of sludge, even the Pak'ma'ra won't go near it."
"Wow, man, I dunno want that stuff was, but look at all these cool colors!" "Yes sir, uhm, that's very nice.
You keep looking at the pretty colors and I'll be over here looking constepated..."
"Streaks! on MY map! This will never do, order more beatings for the whole janitorial staff."
"Wait a minute...that's not the Death Star, that's just a smudge!"
"Here's where I ran into Khan, back when I was captain of the USS Reliant"
"See I Sneezed better!"
"A 'Borg Sphere'? So where's our 'Flying Baseball Bat?'"
"And then we'll shut down the water supplies, so that THIS will be the only functioning toilet on the station. Watch them run!
"Whats that blue spot?" "Sorry Sir, My dog got in the blue food coloring again."
"YOU did that!"
"And this is where the strange ship came in. Looked like green bird, and it could vanish into thin air!"
"Hahahaha Look at the Puny Civilization! We shall smite them!"
"Stop poking the dot General!"
"Is that a bug?"
"Attack THIS Dot!"
"Bishop to D6. Checkmate." "Dammit, that's the 6th time!"