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Star Trek:

WINNER:
"The planet's atmosphere is causing me to turn into some bad animation"

OTHERS:

"Is that enseign checking out my ass? I guess I cant punish him for it..."
Afterglow.
"If you think *this* is impressive, you should see my glow-in-the-dark underwear."
"Belt shields, force fields, oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, yeah, to feel the way I feel; man, I feel like the Captain."
"Well you said it would reduce weight, Bones - but now I am losing too much of myself"
"Your weapons are useless against our new Jello Brand Gelatin force shields."
"Mr. Spock, Space Ghost didn't mind us taking his utility belts?"
"Captain Kirk and crew are eager to try out the new truly "safe sex" devices."
They make cartoons out of EVERYTHING ;-P
Hey, I know, it looks corny, but a least they colored in the lines.
Some made fun of Animated Spock's special download of Curvy Lines,
but a few used the CL in their decks because they just looked so darned groovy.
"Dammit, enough with the $#~!&% Nuclear Engines! We're switching to anti-matter!"
 
 

Star Wars:
 

WINNER:

"Come on guys, so who cares if I'm not good at writing captions?
Ok, I'm worse then good, I suck, really, but this is just to far. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

OTHERS:

"I hate the dentist, My teeth are fine! really!"
Karaoke bars of the future are a bit different from what today's drunken singers are used to.
"Assimilate? What do you mean, assimilate? And why do you call Vader the Borg King?"
"Ouch."
Darth Vader gets a chance to try out his "L'il Bugger" Dentistry Torture Set.
"STELLLAAAAAAA!!!!!"
"KAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHNNNN!!!"
"Aiiii! Aaa! Agggggggggg!"
 
 

Babylon 5

WINNER:

Dr. Evil's first attempts at a Fembot were not very successful.

OTHERS:

"No, I can't come to the phone, I'm a little tied up right now."
"He said he wanted to create a sweater for me. I should have listened to Lwaxana, she said Data was bad at knitting"
"Hm, so what if I pulled THIS cab - YEARGH!"
But alas, Little Suzy's Licorice addiction became too much to handle.