WINNER:
Garak demonstrates the Cardassian Heimlich Maneuver, which isn't really healthy for non-Cardassians.
OTHERS:
"Daddy, take me on a piggie-back ride..."
"What are you looking at?"
"Who...does...Number Two...work for?"
"You WILL Eat you Peas young man!"
"..and then we found out Quark's head was really screwy..."
The "Ferengi-head" chest-burster never caught on in the Alien ranks - it was just too cuddly...
"Now just relax and say AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!"
"Now stay calm, I know the Heimlech maneuver..."
"Honey, I know you're in heat, but I'm eating breakfast right now..."
Defintely smoother than an android's bottom.
"I will not eat them with a spoon, I will not eat them if I'm dead, I will not eat them with Ezri Dax,
nor with a Garak 'round my head" - to which the creepy Garak said - "But try them, try them in headlock,
or over stone, or over rock, or over twazzlers striped and check, or else I may just break your neck."
Quark should have known not to trust someone in a better suit.
Star Wars:
WINNER:
If I see Frank Oz's hand come out of my butt to control this thing, I'm quitting
OTHERS:
"Dirty, your shirt is, hmmmm?"
"I hate trekking."
LUKE: "For the last time, STOP CHEWING."
Check out the *NEW* Yoda backpacks! Only $9.95 from your local supermarket!
"You said we are 'almost there' 3 miles ago. Sure you didn't read the map upside down?"
"Tell me again, why am I in this swamp?" "Crashed here because you did."
"And why are you making me run around?" "A Jedi you are." "And why are you talking like that?"
"Not my fault it is, guy who did cue cards is dyslexic." "And why are you humping my back?" "Uhm......"
Luke, the first victim of Star Wars merchandising, sports his posh new Yoda backpack.
"I think baby needs another diaper change...."
Babylon 5
WINNER:
"Give me one with everything."
OTHERS:
"He's a hero, he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be strong..."
"What do you mean, this is not MY gun?"
Officer Dan was easily distracted, so the prisoners in the cells would always sneak out on his watch.