WINNER:
"On Qo'Nos we have a game with bats much like this... we call it "hit things"
OTHERS:
Barber Pole. Always been a useless card.
"I'm gonna beat the brains out of you, Brak!!!!"
"Okay Worf, you can be the Captain. Now just put down the bat..."
"A bit more to the right... more.. more.. ok, you can throw the Romulan now."
"But I was promised a lightsaber!"
"Dammit, how come we can't play Bloodwine-ball?"
"I've got that dreaded Wade Boggs disease and when I'm done here I am gonna go find those women."
Worf complains because there is not enough bloodshedding in "baseball"
Worf finally realizes that this is not a Bat'lath, you do not hold the weapon in the middle
"Captain, I would fell more...comfertable if you would let me use my Bat'leth."
Worf found the new Bat'leth to be a little awkward...
"Wait a minute! I thought you used bat'leths to hit the ball!"
"This is not a bloody painstick!"
"I hit it four times now, can we now get to the bloody parts of this sport?"
Babe Worf
Only the bravest umpires would dare to call strikes when Worf was up to bat.
Star Wars:
WINNER:
"But we need someone to play Snow White and the 7 dwarfs. Not the ugly fat giant."
OTHERS:
Bib: "But this time, please don't forget to use a condom"
The Beauty and the Beast shows were sold out all over thje galaxy a year in advance.
"You want me to do what? Why? What about her?"
"Who had the idea to give me a water bed in Jabba design?"
"She's not falling for the You lost your Bellybutton trick." "But she has"
"No, your Uglyness, there was absolutely no way to get a Leia Barbie in a wedding dress."
"Okay, what's the next point on the agenda?"
"And here's Leia, sporting the new Jabba-wear Gold-Bikini..."
"I wonder if she'll let me try that on?"
Manatee starts making his harem.
Babylon 5
WINNER:
"So, Tell me again. Who am I and Why am I interrogating you?"
OTHERS:
"No, no, no. Repeat again: 'Ivanova is my leader.' No word anymore about Sheridan."
"Looking at you makes it hard for me to keep my eyes open."
"Oh, you can't see? Here, borrow my glasses."
Playtester selection: "OK, you know how to suck up now. Now let's see if you can keep quie
"There are four eyes!"
"Why yes, my head's glare does blind people... I'll put my sun glasses on before the walls turn into mirrors."
"So do you think this will look good in the Men of Babalyon 5 Callender?"
Manatee prepares to torture Kedanya into believing he has a Harem
"Say cheese!"
The EMH Mark 1 was modified to be an interrogater for Starfleet Intelligence,
since his annoying personality was enough torture to cause even the toughest nuts to crack.
"I've tried adjusting this for two hours now and you STILL don't look good."
"My name is not important... I'm just dressed like a Prissy Scholar from the Early 1900's."
"Oh great.... Can I have a Cornbeef Sandwhich... wait I remember the first one you gave me... ugh."
"Before I kill you, Mister Bond, I shall leave the room for an unspecified reason, giving you ample time to escape.
But you shall not! Bwa-ha-ha-ha..."
"Are you Waldo?"
"You now, I asked for the deluxe accomadations." "These are the deluxe accomadations."
"Now, let's go over this again. You opened the door, and then there was a big white bunny trying to sell you CCG cards?"
Spock would often have to resort to torture to get WNOHGB articles in on time.