WINNER:
"It seems that we have two options...I can try to defeat it in combat, or I can try to charm it.
McCoy, be ready to fake my death if necessary."
OTHERS:
"Quick, captain. Submit a caption or it will eat you!"
Kirk: "Da..mn...it Sp..o..ck.. I..For..go..t My... Line...Aga..in"
"This must be one of Sela's Son's pranks, so where are the three cows?"
"I did NOT just see Scotty fondle Uhura...I did NOT just see Scotty fondle Uhura..."
"Well, red IS just the better colour!"
"Mmmmm.... donut...."
"Cool, SG-1!"
"Captain, is that a potato behind you?!?!?!"
"The technology is amazing! It's a giant Television!!!!"
"Don't look now, but I think I've spotted a gaping hole in the plot"
"Scotty, have you been drinking too much again?" "Sir, I didna think as much as you drink I did!"
"Dammit, I forgot my keys in there!"
"Scotty, you can make a warp drive from scratch, but you can't make a practical wheel!"
Star Wars:
WINNER:
Ok, now you're a tough stromtrooper... grrr show it to me baby! Yeah!
OTHERS:
"Sorry about the mess, I usally don't have visitors"
"Come on, I think this suit makes me look too fat."
"Need a new window?"
"I could never resist a man in uniform."
"YOU. Up there with the camera. Get away, I got a date with this lady"
C'mon- can't we do the Charlie's Angels pose one more time? Chewie? Leia??
Babylon 5:
WINNER:
John Travolta makes a rare appearance on Babylon 5.
OTHERS:
After perusing thousands of intergalactic subspace channels, there was STILL nothing good on.
"Would you like to touch my monkey?"
"Uhm... can someone adjust the camera angle ? I'm getting excited and don't want it to show."
"Do I look Gay?"
"Kill the Jester Manatee."
"What do you mean, I look gay?"