WINNER:
Cmdr. Will "Love 'Em and Leave 'Em" Riker shouldn't have messed with a psycopathic Bajoran.
OTHERS:
"You get that solo wrong again, and I'll shoot!"
"Thats NOT a B flat."
"I've come from the future. If I kill you, the writers never have the idea to make Harry Kim play the clarinet."
"Hey, my Bone is really long isn't it!?!? :)"
"You're danged lucky I'm phased."
"What do you mean, blowing? Not sucking?"
"Dear Sela, please do not send Sela's Son to music lessons again,
this man has no musical talent whatsoever."-Ro Laren, the music teahcer.
"I've told you, it's impossible for me to hit that note. Your phaser's not going to help any!"
"You- play!! I'm already making the Klingon dance and the stupid teenager act like a mime."
"Why can't I play Nightbird while you think of captions, I'm not that bad."
"If your playing is half as bad as Star Trek V...."
"I know what you're thinking. You're thinking 'Did he blow 5 notes or 6?' Feeling lucky? Well, do you, punk?"
Star Wars:
WINNER:
"Strong with the fart you are, away from you we move."
OTHERS:
"Damnit Mace, put down the Game boy for a moment an pay attention!"
"Darkness in him I sense, yes...that, or disagree with dinner does stomach!"
"He's the Center of Attention, but no one here wants to shoot him except the audience."
"What do you want?" "No. What do YOU want?"
"They said it was a lifesize Luke Skywalker doll! This is only 1/3!"
"And here we see young Anakin, looking smart in this ensemble, which is sure to be a hit with all the young Padawans this season"
"Damnit Mace, stop looking in the mirror. You're not the Fonz!"
"Nice view."
"Duck... duck... duck... duck... GOOSE!!"
"As your first training task, you will change Yoda's diapers."
"Go ahead, boy. Entertain us."
"Now, turn your hands so that your shadows make a clock."
"Well, I have a feeling that you'll hunt us all down and kill us in a few years, but what the hell, we'll train you."
Babylon 5:
WINNER:
"I hope they don't give me an anal probe like Vree did."-Sinclair
OTHERS:
"Hey, where's your scythe?"
"Pie Jesu Domine..." *THWACK* "...Dona Eis Requiem..." *THWACK*
"Umm, guys, the spotlight was supposed to be on the guy in the middle"
"What do you wa---OWWW!"
"THERE ARE NINE LIGHTS!"
"So this is stonehenge."
"I'm so embarrassed!! Seven other people wore the same outfit as me."