WINNER:
"Mom, dad, this is Jean-Luc."
OTHERS:
"What do you mean you have no work for us?!?"
Ensign Q and Klingon Captain Picard - Two more examples of Enterprise destroying continuity.
"Alright, counselor, we tried to switch roles and it didn't work. May we change again?"
"Star Trek 10:snoitareneG Where kirk goes through a Gift Wrap Ribbon to meet Kirk,
and then Q gets involved to fight the Ocampan Mad Scientist Dr. naroS!"
"Looking in the mirror and trying to find out which uniform looks better."
Star Wars:
WINNER:
"You better get light, you better get bright, you better keep training all day and all night, Santa Yoda is coming to Town!"
OTHERS:
"Silly party Christmas is."
"And the only presents left under Christmas trees that year were old stock Power of the Force action figures..."
"So that's how he goes around the world in one night..."
Santa was sick, so they needed a quick replacement.
Babylon 5:
WINNER:
"Oh crap, I entered the Casino Royale."
OTHERS:
"Danged Alliance Space Travel lost my luggage again..."
"This isn't my luggage!!!"
"Oh my god, they killed Mollari!"
"Taxi!!"
"I wonder if I'll ever get promoted from bellhop...."