WINNER:
"Sorry, I just wanted to see what that button is for."
OTHERS:
"Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to put all the officers in red shirts too."
So that's what happens when you get a full broadside from a Borg Cube!
Blast, somebody couldn't hold his Zesty burrito.
"Oh. My. God. Godzilla is. Attacking. The. Ship."
"Damn it, I just finished polishing the damn thing to."
"Just wanted to see what that button was for" - Redshirt
"He's dead Jim. And he's dead Jim. That guy's dead too Jim. And her-she's definately dead Jim."
Amazingly, Scotty was able to finish repairs with a roll of duct tape, some cotton swabs, and an old pizza box.
Star Wars:
WINNER:
RD-D2's Droid Porn ring is discoverd by the Rebels.
OTHERS:
1B droids have but one fatal compulsion - Tauntaun tipping.
Even Robots have to wear Gas Masks to keep away the Stench.
"Yes, I am sure it's pregnant from a Wookie."
WINNER:
Babylon 5 Widescreen Edition - See what you aren't missing!
OTHERS:
"So when are they gonna make new carpet for the Lounge?"
"Yes, I know you are drunk. Still we have to make it to your quarters, Isabella."
Garibaldi still has his hair!
"And Garibaldi goes looking for someone to share his TRUE 1st favorite thing in the Universe with.
Only seconds later, Pizman (not shown) pulled a lever, and three people in the Lounge suddenly went missing.
Lord Mollari patrols the Zocalo, watching out for Eliza.
The most boring caption Brak has given us-EVER!