WINNER:
"Look! It's Seven of Nine and Chakotay's first born! How cute!!!"
OTHERS:
JLoB: "Koval, can I play a Q now?"
"If he starts trying to assimilate people, I'm committing him."
Restraining dangerous babies: American tax dollars hard at work.
"I'm sorry to say this, ma'am, but I think he's got a terminal case of Trekkitis."
"We want our Bottle! Resistance is futile!"
"We soiled our diapers! Resistance was futile!"
"Queen Queen!"
A temporal anomaly, retroactive aging, assimilation, deassimilation, and Locutus of Borg... not a pretty picture
Babyborg: one of way too many.
"I don't want outdated cables, mum! Give me isolinear connections!"
I don't think self-cleaning babies will work...
"Awwww, it's so cute. Look at it's little tubul- Gaaaahhhh!!!"
Guess what, Seven used to breast feed him while in the collective. Lucky bastard.
Star Wars:
WINNER:
Mein kleiner grüner Kaktus...
OTHERS:
"You thought this was Ceti Alpha 6?"
"Ok, where's the convent's landing bay?"
The O.J. Simpson trial in the Star Wars universe, he must put his own glove on before trying on the court's
"No, I am NOT the double of Osamar bin Laden, dangit! Get off me!"
What's yo' Jedi wear? RAGGGS...
Terra incognito
Luke's new Jedi disguise conceals his vision and reveals his lightsaber - no wonder Jabba was so fooled.
The living cloths would come out of nowhere and blind unsuspecting people as they passed by.
"I'm... I'm being pulled into the intake valve- Wooooaaahhhhh!!!"
"Cloak: check. Mithril: check. Sting: dammit, where is it??"
WINNER:
LONDO: "And now I refer you to Exhibit A, the Big Floating Thing that's been in my quarters all week.
Some say it could potentially destroy the station, but I like to think it livens up the place."
OTHERS:
"That goes perfectly with the lava lamp and disco ball!"
"How long do we have to wait till it gets green?"
"...this game sucks!"
"I thought the restaurant at the end of the universe would feature more naked girls."
"Could someone flip the switch?"
"Uhm... why isn't the temporal distortion in the lounge closed yet? I thought I asked Maelwys to do that..."
"Damn, those first ones can *NOT* hold thier Zesty Burrito!"
"Dangit, I told you not to let Sheridan run loose with his nukes again!"
"The Red Orbs have come together! Abandon station!"
"is THAT what a Vorlon looks like?!"
It's just a bunch of B5 guys staring at some stars. So what?
"Blast, either Sheridan set off another nuke...or he couldn't hold his Zesty burritos!"
"And my associates get the red half." -Morden. "HALF?! That's 3 quarters!" "Have a drink Londo." "Ahhhh... Mr. Morden."
"So Mollari -sigh- you want all those red systems to produce red wine, the other to produce white wine?"
"Hic, Yeth Mr. Morden. You know you're pretty. Everybodys pretty!" *THUMP*
"Oooooohhh, shiny...."
"Phew! Who let one?? Someone open an airlock!!"