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Star Trek:

WINNER:
"I am not sure if growing an extra arm had been such a good idea..."

OTHERS:

"Four arms and I still have to pretend I'm working on this panel to look up Uhura's skirt"
"God, do I need my fourth arm."
"I know the warp drive's around here somewhere..."
Finally, the crew of the Enterprise found a soul mate for Total Recall's triple-breasted Martian.
Leiutenant Arex definitely now knows not to go for the 4th glass of Saurian brandy.
ET Fire Phasers
AREX: "Now where did that other arm go..."
Fell asleep and hit head on enter key....
"Ever since he got that 3rd arm, he's been shooting up like there's no tomorrow..."

 

Star Wars:

WINNER:
"Darnit, if I wasn't a ghost I'd be all over him."

OTHERS:

YODA: "I used to be BIG...CG and everything...and now I'm blue."
"BOO!"
"That kid is bad luck, everyone around him dies near the end."
"Sure - full color they get cuz human they look!"
"Hey, now we can peak in on Leia in the shower...."
"Anakin, as your punishment for turing to the darkside, you must be the hand up my muppet ass for eternity."
"If I'm a spirit, how the hell can I sit on this?"

WINNER:
"Hey, who gave you a second chin" "Oh, it's natural"

OTHERS: <

LONDO: "Now THIS...THIS is an idiot. Please, eat him."
"I am sure it was him who stole your wig!"
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