WINNER:
"What ? I finally won a caption contest ???"
OTHERS:
Dogbert after he saw the Ezri Dax card.
Another scene in Klingon customs
Friends don't let friends go hypo.
"Damn am I Constipated!"
"AAAAHHHH!!!!" Pizman's trapdoor claims another victim.
"Christ, thats cold!"
Dr McCoy walks into a hypospray
Screen test for "Home Alone 40: Lost in Space"
Dr. McCoy, realizing he's about to be the target of an anal probe caption.
"Oh my God! That train is coming right at me!"
"Boo!"
"I'm a Doctor, not a wide eyed madman!"
"KEVIN!"
Rectal probing aliens get more daring.
"What's a carROT!"
"I'm dead Jim"
"Ooohhh!! Nurse Chapel!!"
Star Wars:
WINNER:
And this is the moment we all learned not to hit the admin pager at 3 AM.
OTHERS:
You are what you eat: What the heck has this guy been eating?
"Call the Exterminator?! We'll need the TERMINATOR for one this size..."
Harry, after Neville's "scar removal" spell
"I am the Lemming King!"
Koras when you wake him up in the middle of the night.
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."
"This is not Mr. Furball."
"Uh- you're drooling all over the pit."
Babylon 5
WINNER:
"That's the last time I'm buying sushi from the Pak'ma'ra."
OTHERS:
"Hmm, this disease turned his hand into a cactus. No lovin tonight"
"Your Pregnant?!"
"Yikes! I'll never get used to eating with chopsticks..."
"No I refuse to look at you, ni."
"You do realize they serve Gagh live, don't you?"
"I told you Spoo was a bad idea, and at 15 credits an ounce if you can believe it!"
"Well, at least I'm not on Voyager."