WINNER:
Psst... don't look immediately, but there's a targ peeing on your shoe.
OTHERS:
"PIZ! You stop playing with that trapdoor this instant!"
"Nana, its not the cameraman's fault."
"You look good when your threatening a person with a gun."
"Uhh, Major... You may want to flip the safety catch off..."
"Major, let's not put holes in all these people's monitors, OK?"
"Need a light?"
Kira was too busy aiming to notice Sisko staring at the pea stain on her uniform...
Some people would consider having Kira pointing a gun at you
a good thing, but then Sisko's there, too
So that's how you work a disruptor.
"BRAK! Quit choosing bad pics or I'll shoot!"
Kira Nerys: President of the Bajor chapter of the NRA.
"Halt, in the name of the - ah, forget it. Buuuuzzzzttt!"
"You maybe feeling sad about Bariel's death, but shooting a
hole in the hull isn't a good solution."
Star Wars:
WINNER:
"For the last time, that is NOT a calculator on my chest!"
OTHERS:
"Never call my mother a hamster again, Mr. Frenchie."
"Tell the orchestra to play the Imperial March...or I'll do
to them what I'm doing to you."
"The hissing sound is MY trademark!"
"Who's having trouble breathing NOW?"
"Monica bang!"
"For the last time, my name is NOT Dark Helmut!"
"I don't care how attractive I look in black, you'll refrain
from pinching my buns while in public!"
"Now are you my size?"
"Darth...youre standing in the quicksand!"
"You have some nose hairs showing...."
"Give me your lunch money NOW!!"
Babylon Five
WINNER:
"The Matrix will open in our darkest hour..."
OTHERS:
"Amazing! This must be The One Ring after it's deformity..."
"You are getting sleepy...very sleepy..."
"How many lights do you see?"
"I see...er...I see...heck, I see lots of lights."
"Er... aren't we supposed to chat first ebfore you bring out the shiny condoms?"
"AAK, Kryptonite!"
"ribbed for her pleasure! ewwwwwww!"
"I squish your Borg Diamond's head!"
"You break it, you buy it!!"