WINNER:
"Wow, that'sone big ass wha... wait, whales don't fly!"
OTHERS:
"Uh oh, looks like the Soviets are invading, as Star Trek 4 says they exist in the 23rd Century...
and their first target... THE FLYING DUTCHMAN?!"
"Did you get that at Tracker Marine?"
Kirk and crew have a whale of a time taunting that little boat.
The K'Vort Belly-flop was soon banned from the Klingon olympics.
"Yes, you TOO can own a unique house-boat shaped like a Klingon Bird Of Prey!"
"I thought you said vulcan was hot and dry?"
The real reason the Andrea Gail sank. So much for perfect storms
"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?"
"No, Checkov, we do not pick up hitchhikers. Not if they do not have a towel with them!"
"Here we are, at your service. What type of fuel do you need?"
"There she blows!"
"Fire Torpedo One!!"
"Keptin, there be whales - oh wait, it's just Scotty."
"Let's dump this whining biologist chick here."
Star Wars:
WINNER:
"I'm about ready to quit, it's too cold to be washing ships."
OTHERS:
"Oh no, the men in white have finally come for me!"
"Quick It's the Killer Rabbit from Monty Python! Get the Holy Laser Machine Gun!"
Of course two Troopers are Running as fast as they can to bring a gun up while another stands staring off into space. Rookies.
"Don't run with that! It's all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out!"
Revenge of the snowman
Unfortunately, the snowtroopers failed to notice the sign marked "Danger: Thin Ice".
and now the Imperial Dancers...on ice!
"Quick with that Camera! Or do you want to risk Elvis leaving the building again ?"
"When I wanted to join the Foreign Legion, I did not think I would be THAT foreign!"
"Ok, who painted our commander black again?"
The team brought in the fire hose, only to realize that the melting ice had already put the fire out.
Unfortunately, the Super Soaker 3000 froze up and they had to retreat.
"Exit, Stage Left!!"
Babylon Five
WINNER:
"He who can blow hot and cold in the same breath... always has tea at the right temperature."
OTHERS:
"1 TRILLION Credits! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BWAHAHAHAHAHA Mwahahaha Mwahaha Haha ha heh hehe hoh heh MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Who farted?"
"Tell us what the secret ingredient in the reicpe is."
Can someone shed some light on this ? No, not the affair... the PICTURE!
"This lipstick is a little bit too light for me, don'tyou think?"
While off-duty, Chekov impressed the women by dressing in black.
Uh-huh...
"One hundred MILLION Dollars!"
Chekov's attempt to impress a larger audience...by showing up on a completely different TV series.
"I love you this much."
"I borrowed the hair piece from Shatner...."