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Star Trek:

WINNER:

"If only Eliza were more like this...ah, what a place Kedanya would be."

OTHERS:

The REAL reason she's called the "Intendant".
"I can't believe my prom date isn't here yet..."
"ARGH!!! I really have to pick my wedgie"
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
"Yes, that's me to my right..."
"Blast, I must have been to Miri's planet. Look at my legs!"
"I can teach you how to dance, how to sing, how to knit, how to make things that you never ever made before..."
"and you know what you can do with your swimsuit section boys"
The Intendant shows off her new weaponry
"Ooo, you've been bad. Come for your punishment...."
And Brak came to realize the Mirror Quadrant wasn't totally reverse - he still couldn't get Nana Visitor.

Star Wars:

WINNER:

"Where's the force when you need it!"

OTHERS:

"Wow, this Virtual Girlfriend really works!"
And for those of you with trobule seeing the desert conditions, the new SuperLens 2000!
This suckers have got everything you ever wanted included....
Luke participates in the Beer Goggle Olympics.
"I don't know, are you TRYING to look like an oversized Jawa?"
"I'm going to get the snot beaten out of me at school."
"I can't believe I didn't get the lead role in 'A Christmas Story.'"
"With my super thick lenses, I will burn all the ants in the world!! MWUAHAHAHAA!!!"

Babylon Five

WINNER:

"Would you like fries with that?"

OTHERS:

I hate B5. Why do we have B5 captions? When do we get LotR captions?
"OK...who brought in the convex fish-eye lense?"
"I'm feeling a little squished...change the camera lens!"
80's night in c&c
Hm...his character looks a bit flatter than usual.
"Ah-ah-ah Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive"
"Where's tPC and his Silver Jumpsuit when you need him?"