WINNER:
"Are you ready to get in the cake for Maelwys bachelor party?"
OTHERS:
"Could I get a real dress? I am not Uhura. "
"Alright, Doc, for the last time - give me my uniform back."
"Ok, again - a tulaberry wine, 20 cookies, spaghetty with creme sauce and.. no, I am NOT included in the menu!"
"Someone named Dogbert wanted me to dress up like that?"
"Hello Mr? would you please redirect your attention from my buttocks to my words again?"
"You say I am gonna be banned 3 weeks just for showing my ass?"
"For the very last time - I am NOT Natalie Portman!"
"Sir, that isn't a napkin you are using. that's my panties."
"Are you sure for this dance called "Tango" I hahe to dress up like this??"
Ezri's and Bashir's relationship gets a little kinky.
"Oh!! You meant you wanted your teddy, Kukalaka, and not for me to dress in a teddy from Kukamunga?"
Star Wars:
WINNER:
"Hard to see the future is." "Yes, you said that, but I need at least an estimate on when you can pay me back..."
OTHERS:
Yoda's impression of King Lear almost made Luke fall asleep.
"...so thats the end of the story, hey, that reminds me of another one...."
"Through the Force things you can see." "Fine, but through this fog, I cannot."
"And asking she was "Why do you have such big ears?" and I said "To hear you better." And then continuing she did and asked
"Why do you have such a big..." "It's ok, Master, you told the story everytime I got a kick in the shins."
"Master, why do all the girls run from me?" "Sometimes, size, it matters after all."
"Yoda, stop thinking, your head is smoking already."
"So...this is where the sewers lead to?"
"If shower you would take, smell as bad, you would not."
"I wanted to be a Jedi, but then I got high. I wanted to use the Force, but then I got high..."
"And then she asked 'Is that all?' and I said 'Size matters not...'"
"MY TOAST IS BURNING!!"
Yodastock, 2002.
Lord of the Rings
WINNER:
"Hey, that guy owes me money!"
OTHERS:
"Look, those 3 guys are leading a bunch of ants into battle."
"You said it would be Natalie Portman without any clothes!"
"So, you want me to steal their clothes? Just because you like funky jeans?"
"Dangit, I knew I should have baked more cookies."
"Look at all the bugs in the Kedy Scripts!"
In 1012 TA, the Shire was beset by a plague of herbivorous minuscules."
"Maybe things would go faster if they would put up mote than one toilet."
"Watch - anytime now he's gonna say 'open sesame.'"
"Just watch when they'll all fall down the trapdoor."
"I've heard of counting sheep, but counting Orcs is just silly."
"I'll never again go for the cheapest seats in an opera"
"Dude, this isn't worth the waiting. There are only old hookers in that club."
"Machine Gun? Anybody? Mortor? Gatling Gun? Throw me a Bone Here!"
"What are they standing in row for?" "Walmart offers special prices for Kellogs products."
"Man those ants have really become orginized"
"They better bring their clothey in before the rain starts."
"I would have thought Hamlet to be a bit more dramatic."
"Watch me land a lugie on his head...."
"This War sucks, let's go watch another.
Kedanya
WINNER:
Wait. This is the future, and he's using a *semi-automatic*?!?
OTHERS:
"Give me all your Rogain, Now!!!!"
Kovie tries to deal with a bad script the usual way...
"I hope I'm pointing this thing in the right direction."
"Freeze, Koval! This time you will not run off AIM!"
"This is Kedanya's anti-JLoB gun. But it's also effective against you, buddy."
"Ok, hands up. Or whatever passes for hands with you."
"I'd what you with the Barber Pole, but entil'zha has actually found a use for it."
"Want to see my other gun?"
"I told you I'm the big gun. You didn't want to listen - well, there you are."
"Okay, and now you let Eliza's throat go..."
"Hey, you said "hit the road, we don't like B5." You never said with what I should hit it."
"You messed up my hair, therefor you will die!"
"I thought Wilhelm Tell has done this with a bowcaster? "
"And now I have a cramp in my arm..."
"You just wait there while I get another clip.... don't fire, now...."
I'm just trying to get my hair long enough for a come over.
"Oh no!! I'm out of ammo!" Audiance: "Throw the gun!! THROW THE GUN!!"