WINNER:
"Caught between a rock and two soft places"
OTHERS:
"Look I'm sorry, but pro wrestling is just crap, period."
"Wanna wrestle?"
"Wait, i can smell it."
"I can definitely smell something; however, there is nothing 'cooking' but my foot on your posterior region."
"Oh, sorry, did that hurt?
"You call *that* a 'rock'???"
"Who's your Champion?!"
"That's what happens to everyone who complains about my dress."
"You could not win this; you use the wrong after shave."
"My name is NOT Mrs. Sexbomb!"
After he forgot to drink his morning dose of Kaba, the Pendari Champion couldn't hold his own.
"Uh.. ughh.. grrr.." "What's the matter? You don't look a real man anyway."
And then Hulk Hogan said "When he can't do a thing because of the director watching, kick him real good" so I did.
"You don't need to try, my hair will still be in place after this - Janeway's hairspray."
Confucious say: too many burritos not good before fight.
And here starts the next round of power fights between Lwax and Mael.
"I lost my contact lenses..."
"Quick- someone hand me a folding chair!"
"Little does she know I'm peeking through a tear in her suit."
"Rock Off."
Star Wars:
WINNER:
A long time ago, in a toy shop far away.
OTHERS:
"Damn cut price rebellion."
"'Lego' that blaster, you rebel scum!"
Dave expressed his homosexuality by impersonating The Villiage People with lego
"If we are to be the caption pic on this site for much loger, we'll all fall to pieces..."
"Oh my GOD!!! We are just some scienc experiment in some little kid's bedroom!!! AHHHH!!!!"
"About the only way this could get worse is if a bunch of Ewoks showed up to rescue us!"
"Alright everyone, time for Imperial calisthenics!"
Scene 63: Imperial Stormtroopers capture the rebels and force them to lego of their weapons.
"I feel like being a piece of the action."
"Has anyone seen Vader's left arm?"
Decipher is insignificant next to the power of the LEGO.
The hardest thing for LEGO was to reproduce Stormtroopers falling down by themselves.
"Hey, trooper! What do you think this is? A game?"
"What if we are all just characters in someone's book?" "Nonsense..."
Here we see how the Emperor made strategic decisions.
"And then the Imperial Shuttle comes and..." "Luke, grow up! You are a Jedi."
The early models for Imperial defense proved better than their real counterparts. Even the Death Star survieved here.
"Hard to read the LEGO manual is." "Stop talking like Yoda and turn it the right way round."
"You blew the bunker up, you fix it - and make sure all the colors match!"
"Quick, take advantage of their inabilitys to pivot their legs!!"
Lord of the Rings
WINNER:
"Being this height gives me a fantastic view of your [boobs]"
OTHERS:
Now that he's gone, I can express...my...true feelings.....for...oh,
hello Celeborn. Fancy seeing you here?
"Alright, who put the superglue in Bilbo's shampoo?!?"
"Gee, your hair smells terrific!"
"Your own fault for kissing me with chewing gum!"
"And here's a little secret: I'm not female!"
"Well, here it is: There are female flowers and male flowers, and then there are bees..."
"The others hold their matchbox for 30 min already, we need to beat them."
"I forgot the condoms..."
"You are definitely the Lord of the Nosering."
A pepermint for fresh breath does wonder - he didn't drop down dead yet.
I can't come any closer. If he doesn't notice my new eyeliner now, I'll smack him.
"I love you." "Hey, that isn't in the script!" "Oh, sorry, for a moment I thought we were doing Titanic."
"I'm your mother, Frodo."
"Do I have some broccoli in my teeth?"
"Now, see if you can lift the hobbit without bending your back."