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112578 Brak: I can't fight Romance, but Romance sure as hell has been fighting me. :-\

112602 Brak: "Joe!! Joe! Guess what!! We're having TWINS!!! :-)" "Oh shit."

112606 Ens Red Shirt: she was willing to sleep with him, she has seen his worst parts. :P

112985 Jean-Luc of Q: Chang : kedanya has decided they have the naming rights for my unborn child which we may not keep

14152 Ch'pok: Entil: I never knew you liked Antonio Banderas that way

115792 Arandis: Mendon: truth or dare?
115793 Mendon: Truth.
115795 Arandis: what;s the furthest youve gone with a girl?
115801 Mendon: 40 miles?

112888 the Vedek: and put's some "type-o-righty"'s into her brain
112889 Adrian Crusher: grins as the Vedek takes one of the rigged "type-o-righty"s
112890 Maike (at work): ??
112891 the Vedek: yyyyh! wanks the boy.
112892 the Vedek: Wes, what's ady doing here???
112893 the Vedek: see? grrrr...
112894 Wesley Crusher: Getting wanked (ahem!), I guess
112895 the Vedek: oh-oh... isn't the word... wacked?
112896 the Vedek: blushes
112897 Maike (at work): LOL
112898 Maike (at work): Tssk, Vedek ;-)
112899 Wesley Crusher: Whacked or spanked ;-)
112900 Lord Mollari: is talking into the mouse - "Hello computer?"
112901 Maike (at work): Wackoed ;-)
112902 the Vedek: SPANKED!! YES, YES, YES.!!

117269 Entil'zha: JL: Hmm .. probably around $5 I'd say.
117273 Dogbert: Entil: That better not be Canadian, otherwise we're already beyond your budget.

117566 Lord Mollari: So, JLoB....how'd last night go with your gf?
117575 Jean-Luc of Q: will say it once more, and thats it I got cold feet and never asked ;-)

119551 Mendon: Actually, I should have been more clear. ERS didn't offer me cybersex

121366 Mendon: Yes, we criticize George Bush now, but years down the road his made-up words will enter mainstream English. ;-)
121367 Shade: No way ;) he's just too stupid - come on! AFRICA IS NOT A COUNTRY!

122721 Eliza Troi: Do you want my fantasies with Brak?

119467 Ensign Mendon: "Brak got JLoB pregnant."

23841 Eliza Troi: Oh, I have the hots for Lord Mollari?

124733 Ch'pok: SoM: Well, trees can cause greenhouse gasses, I say it's time to reinstitute clearcutting of forest. roll eyes

128704 Ch'pok: Manatee: it's not part of your social life, it's a GIRL

133002 Dogbert (Yee-Sup-Yee): I am NOT a mutt!!
133003 Dogbert (Yee-Sup-Yee): I am a purebred Dogbert!

123998 Icheb: My vibe is too vibalacious for ya babe

125863 Manatee: Sea Cow germs are the very best kind ;-)

125978 Manatee: I think Decipher should abolish all rarity and release an entire expansion of overpowered super-cards.
125983 Icheb: points Manatee to Voyager

130553 Maike: And now you guys stay out my drawers because I am fairly sure you'll find things you don't want to ;-)

130556 Icheb: Maikes a guy??

139136 the Green Knight: dammit, why do I always miss everything?