Into the Breach

Neral stood there, dumbfounded. Sure enough, his three A.M. mornging shift consisting of him and the traing staff was facing head down with a warp core breach. He looked at his staff, all of them confused. "We have to seperate the ship." "Really?" Krajensky asked, on his engineering internship. "Coolness!"

***

Ops had no idea what was going on, as part of Jason's parctical joke, the comn didn't wokr that evening. Relief commander Lwaxy felt the Ops shook and turned around to see the floor rise. Spock shook his head. "Uh-oh..."

***

Sure enough, a turbolift consitsting of Captain Barclay, Maelwys, RoToRa, and Moogie :) was at deck 15 right when the ship seperated. Sure enough, as the two parts split in half, the turoblift  went spinning out of control and ended up in the vastness of space. "FINALLY!" Moogie exclaimed. "Some peace and quite." Malewys quivered.

***

The rest of the ship slept.

"Look!" said Mendock, the ship's Benzite Ops manager. He pointed at a small dot that had emerged between the two separating ship sections. Pizman stared at the screen. It was improbable enough that he and his crew had stayed in this universe after the previous sequence of events*, but that they would be involved in another adventure only a couple weeks after was almost impossible.
Of course, the Reunion didn't know that the Relmaz was still here. Pizman hadn't wanted them to know, because he had a feeling he wasn't as welcome on the station as he was on their first encounter. Now, feelings might have cooled off enough, though, to offer assistance.
"I am picking up life signs, Captain," said Solek, the ship's Vulcan science officer.
"Destroy it?" said Velgan, Gardek's replacement at tactical.
Pity I had to put Gardek in the brig, thought Pizman.  Even he wasn't this trigger happy.  "No. Hold your fire. And drop cloak. Transporter room, prepare to beam a set of life signs aboard a small object floating in space. Mendock will feed you the coordinates."
"Aye sir," came the reply from below.
"Pizval, you have the conn," said Pizman to the navigator as he headed toward the turbolift. A thought occured to him as he was about to enter. "Solek, are the turbolifts fixed by now?"
Solek replied, "They should be fixed by now."
Pizman frowned. "Well, excuse me if I look before I leap."
Solek raised an eyebrow. "I fail to see how jumping into a turbolift..."
"Never mind, Solek." The lift doors opened, and there was a car waiting. he stepped in. "Transporter room."
The lift didn't move. Pizman tried to step back through the doors, but they had closed and were jammed.
Pizman sighed. It was going to be a long day.

*See "What Goes Up, Must Come Down"

Barclay was suddenly wondering where he was. He knew two things, 1) He was a homospian male in a turbolift in between decks when the ship seperated and now he had just been in space, and 2) Soembody in the lift hadn't taken a sonic shower in a while. But now that they had arrived on a ship that smelled just as bad as the unclean person, it didn't matter. Barclay noticed something strange when he entered. In large bloack letters behind the transporter counsel of wherever he was were 5 letters, 07734. Large, block, white letters. He had a feeling he had seen those before. Then he remembered. About 2/33 of the way into the largest amount of prankson Kedanya, before everyone's dreams were transformed into reality, an interesting experience.
Barclay's thoughts, however, couln't be maintained on the numbers for long, as someone from the ship had knocked him down. At one point Barclay looked at the block letters and saw that, when upside down., they spelled "Hello." The last thing before he hit the deck was somebody yelling "You fool!"
Barclay didn't remeber anything until he woke up in sickbay next to the other occupents of the turbolift, and the Captain, Pizman was standing over them, starting to speak, and it was something interesting.

"One of us has ot manually shut it off." Neral remarked. "Before the entire ship is blown to pieces." Neral looked at his staff. He knew there HAD to be antoher way to shut it all off without killing someone here.

****

Governor Crusher arrived on the bridge with Alidar Jarok. "Warp core breahc in progress, sir, and the ship has been seperated" Lwaxana remarked. "We seemed to have lost four crew member in space." Governor Crusher took his seat, Lwaxana rotating to second in command and Alidar at tactical. At helm Spock looked up. "Sir, new ship coming in orbit. We've already detacted Pizman's vessel at cooridnates --" Spock's voice was cut off as Ops shook. The Governor stood up to give roders but fell down, a ghastly white pale strickening his face. "WESLEY!" Lwaxana yelled. "MEDICAL TEAM TO OPS, STAT!" Lwaxana yelled. Alidr looked at Spock. Suddenly, Ops was hit again.

****

Unfourtantly, the medical team led by the Green Knight was on the seperate part of the ship which had been detatched. However, knowing he had to save his commander, the Green Knight strapped on a space-proof suit and got his pale, livingston the fish, in a fish bowl and starting floating out to the heavily damaged aft section of the Reunion. Suddenly, from here he saw thier attacker, attacking from space. In the distance, Pizman's ship was damaged. "Oh no..." He mumbled.

***

Captain Barclay re-awoke, seeing the entire deck in a mess on Pizman's ship. He glanced around, and stood up with concussion. They had been hit suddenly, without a moment's notice. He saw everyone on the deck, except RoToRa.

***

RoToRa stood on the Pakled ship, suddenly ahving materalized. A Pakled stepped forward. "Ex-Borgs make us go!" he declared.

As it turned out, the lifts were working...but not that well. The moment Pizman sighed, the computer spoke up: "Please specify destination."
Pizman repeated: "Transporter Room." The lift swiftly made its way to the main transporter room.
Upon arriving on the proper deck, he made his way to the transporter room. On the way, he detected an awful stench. I should tell Jenfar to clean this section up, he thought. Upon arriving, he saw one of his security men shooting the rescued personnel one by one.
"You fool!" Pizman lunged for the guard, but not before the guard fired the last shot. It hit the last person in the chest, knocking him unconscious. "I meant to rescue these people, not capture them!"
The security man straightened, holstered his weapon, and then stood at attention. "Awaiting orders sir!"
Obviously he wasn't listening, thought Pizman. "My orders are for the transporter chief to escort you to the brig. I did not want this sort of unwelcome greeting." He turned toward the crumpled forms of the rescuees, then turned back. "I expect a bit more courtesy to our guests next time."

**IN THE SICKBAY OF THE RELMAZ**

"They'll be all right," said Garmin, the chief medical officer. "Only got stunned from the phaser. That guard was just trigger-happy, that's all. It happens."
"I don't expect it aboard my ship," Pizman reminded her. "I expect my personnel to only use that type of force when necessary. Holding a phaser on them was the most I would have tolerated--that I can understand. But shooting first and asking questions later is not my policy, and I expect a similar policy aboard this ship."
"I understand," replied Garmin. "Anyway, they should be coming around any time now."
"I'd like to speak with the first one that regains consciousness, if you would, Lieutenant."
"Of course," she said. Just then a groaning sound came from behind her. It was one of the rescuees, starting to get up.
Garmin put a restraining hand on him. "Easy does it," she said.
Pizman walked over. "I am Captain Pizman of the destroyer Relmaz." He looked the patient over. "I don't believe we've met."
The patient replied, "I am...Captain Barclay...of the...USS Reunion..."
Pizman looked oddly at Captain Barclay. "You don't seem to have the rank of a captain."
But before Barclay could reply, a jolt rocked the ship. Pizman, Garmin, and several nurses spilled to the floor.
When he got up, one of the patients was gone.
"Gaaaahhhh!!!" yelled Pizman in frustration. He ran to the nearest comm unit. "Pizman to bridge. What is going on up there!"
Pizval responded promptly. "We were attacked by an alien vessel. It seems to have been upgraded with numerous types of technology."
Pizman groaned. He had gotten the ship to tap into Kedanya Station's computers on a limited basis. And he had heard of several "usurper" species like this one.
"Pipe a visual of the ship down to sickbay, if you will."
Pizman recognized the ship right away. It was a ship from a species that gave the appearance of weakness to steal engineers and technology from other species. A "Samaritan snare" technique, Pizman thought. But recently they'd become more agressive. No one knew why.
"Pizval, make sure you keep those shields up, top priority. Don't sacrifice other essential systems, but make sure they don't make any holes for transporter activity."
"Transporters?" Pizval sounded puzzled. "Do they invade other ships?"
"Just the opposite, Pizval. They kidnap engineers and scientists from other ships. One of the rescuees is missing already, and I have no idea if there are any of our crew missing."
"Understood. Pizval out."
Pizman turned from the comm panel and faced "Captain" Barclay. "Now, what was I saying?"

the Green Knight and livingston had nearly reached the dettatched forward section of the birdge when they disappeared from thr coldness of space. They suddenly reappeared on the Pakled ship. An uncosncience RoToRa was laying on a cold, mechanical bed, small Borg tubules being pulled out. tGK noticed that the Pakleds had holoprojecters set up to allow the hologram to exist. The grabbed livingston from his hand and quickly deactivated their matrix. "Fishes make us swim!" They declared.

****

the Green Kngiht reappeared in sickbay. He drifted out through the brech again, trying to reach the forward section of the ship. Again.

****

"Wait!" Neral declared. "How come the ship was able to seperate? This is just a wardbird..." Krjanesky smiled. Neral didn't like the explanation up coming. The warp core breach continued to grow larger.

****

Spock, while no doctor, was able to temporarily stablize the Governor's condition. "Lwaxana, your in command." Spock said. Alidar Jarok cringed on his panel, looking at their new commanding officer. "Fine," she said with a sigh. "The first thing we must do is wake up everyone who some how slept through this crisis." She turned to Spock, an idea whirling in her head.

****

Maelwys, still abrely recovering from the situation looked up to see Pizman yalking to his seconday back up tactical officer. Tskej. Tskej declared, "Sir, the Pakled ship is coming about aft!" The gathered at the window to see the Pakelds fire a plasma based torpedo into space. "That's Borg design!" remarked Moogie. The watched as the torpedo missed the ship and instead shot into empty space. Suddenly, a rift opened up in space and through came it....

LT decided her course of action. "After you have awakened everyone, We must re-attach the two parts of the Reunion. ANy idea how it happened in the forst place?

Lazarus walked onto the bridge, dressed only in some white PJ's. He yawned and rubbed his eyes. "I do. It's a random probability from our previous misadventure." He looked around. "We can re-attach by lining up both parts of the ship. Then w will be stuck as one piece."

Spock glared at Laz. "How do you know?"

"Part of the improbability." Laz turned around, his job done, and went back into the turbo lift. He turned around again and tossed something at Spock. "Here. This'll help the Gov."

*****

The rift opened wider.

*****

Some one shouted; "Let's throw Krajenski into the core! He can plug the hole with his head!"

Maelwys snapped. "No! We may not like him, but he is still a Kedanyazin. Any decent ideas?"

Krajenski spoke up. "Dump the Core!"

*****

Pizman looked at Barclay. Barclay looked at Pizman.

This was going nowhere fast.

*****

RoToRa swivled his head. The pakleds were doing something to him, and taking apart livingston. Why a hologram? This was bad. Very Bad.

*****

Unfourtantly, the Governor stumbled about, and then collapsed, again, mumbling something about cherries. "LAZARUS!" she ylled. Long sighed. "Its a sedtative. Slows down his overactive nervous system. He'll be up in an hour or twenty." Lwaxana shook her head. Suddenly, the entire ship shook. While trying to dock with the back section, they had enarly collided. "We need to wake up the crew." Spock remarked. "I know just the thing..." Lwaxana declared.

****

Within an hour, over the intercom system, the entire crew was awoken by a horrible screeching. Or the singing of jSarek and his yoddling group.

****

Doc R'Mor stubbled out of bed. He walked down his quarters, with Kathryn and Michael also awakening from the deep sleeps, uniforms on, prepared for their duties. In the turbolift stood Yoda's Evil Twin and Tosk. "Engineering!" they all declared at once. As the four of them reached engineering, they saw a nervous Neral and Krajensky staring into the warp core. "We have five minutes before the ship is destroyed..." Neral mumbled.

****

"We are re-docked!" Spock yelled. "Granted, I never knew we could dock to begin with, but still..." Lwaxana sighed with a breath of releif. Alidar and Lazarus started to pull the Governor to the turbolift so he could get to sickbay when Lawaxana heard a hail coming from the lower decks. It was Neral. "Warp core breach imminent in five minutes! Prepare for evacuation!" Lwaxana let out a sigh of anger and Spock turned to the helm. "Well now..." he mumbled. Lwaxanana, confused as of what to do, stood up and declared, at the top of her voice "ALL CREW TO ESCAPE PODS!"

****

The rift grew larger.

****

Pizman walked into Maelwys who was in sickbay. "Commander, and, um "Captain" Barclay, do you know why the Reunion is evacuatin with escape pods." Before anyone could say anything Moogie pointed out of the window. "Looking, coming out of the rift, its a...."

**IN THE SICKBAY OF THE RELMAZ**

“Oh my god...it’s a Romulan warbird.” Maelwys gaped at the window in amazement.
Pizman had no idea what was going on. “Pizman to bridge. Identify vessel exiting from the rift.”
A short pause. Then: “Sir....” Pizval sounded somewhat astounded at something. “What we are detecting from the ship is exactly the same as from the Reunion, but...reversed, somehow.”
Pizman frowned. “Reversed? In what way?”
A pause. “All sensor echoes are exactly alike. However, the energy signature is an exact opposite of the Reunion’s.”
Moogie :) said, “But what can this mean?”
Silence. Then, Captain Barclay said, “Can you scan for quantum signatures?”
Pizman pondered this, then called the bridge again. “Solek, can you run a scan for each ship’s quantum signature?”
“I may be able to. I will not be able to get a full approximation, but I will able to get a close one.” A short pause over the comm. Then: “Captain, the readings are in. The readings are close to 153700 on the Reunion, and close to 847300 on the other.”
Maelwys blinked. “Those numbers, if added, would be a million.”
“Indeed. Captain, who else is speaking down there?”
Pizman rolled his eyes in impatience. “They are the people rescued from that floating object, Solek. Commander Maelwys, ‘Captain’ Barclay, and Moogie :). There was one other...they say his name was RoToRa. He was abducted by the Pakled ship.”
“Indeed. I believe that we should endeavor to bring him back aboard. He may be essential in diagnosing our current problems.
Pizman smiled. “I came to the same conclusion, Solek. Thank you. Pizman out.” He turned to the rescuees. “Do any of you have an idea of what this can mean?”
Silence. Then, Captain Barclay said, “It could be...that this is the Reunion...from a parallel universe.”
Maelwys then spoke up. “Not just any universe...the mirror universe.”
Moogie :) interrupted with: “Is there any tea on this ship?”
Maelwys and Captain Barclay groaned. Pizman shook his head. “Darn,” said Moogie :(.
Pizval’s voice suddenly cut in: “Captain Pizman to the bridge.”
Pizman hit the panel again. “On my way.” He turned to the CMO. “Are they fit to join me on the bridge?”
Garmin nodded. “By all means. I was about to tell you that when the rift opened.”
“Then I’d like the three of them to join me. If you would, gentlemen?” he said, then remembering Moogie, said, "Oh, and you too.  Sorry."
“By all means,” said Maelwys.
“Of course,” said Moogie :). (Her mood had improved, even without the tea.)
Barclay merely nodded.
“Then let’s go,” said Pizman. They headed for the nearest turbolift.

**ON THE BRIDGE OF THE RELMAZ**

“Captain on the bridge!” Pizval and the other crew stood at attention.
Pizman smiled as he and the others exited the turbolift. “At ease, everyone. Solek, report.”
“Ship has not changed position since we saw it last. We have been unable to scan it further since it arrived.”
Mendock broke in, “Captain, we are receiving an incoming transmission from the other vessel.”
Pizman sighed. “On screen.”
The face that greeted them was evil and full of hatred, but familiar. It was the face of...

"It's the Reunion!" Spock yelled at the top of his voice. Lwaxana stared at the warbird ahead of them. Suddenly, she made her most important comannd descision. "Continue evacuation. Alidar, Spock, stay on Ops with me." She piped down to enginering. "Neral, Krjaensky, get that warp core breach fixed, now! Or buy as any time we can. Stay behind until the last possible moment." She opened up the intercom system. "All crew you have thirty seconds to complete evacuation." She turned to Alidar and Spock. "Bring us closer to that ship. Re-route all power to Ops so we can keep going until the warp core breach. We need to know what's on that ship." Lwaxana loved the feel of power. Soon, everyone was off the ship and on escape pods, except for Alidar, Spock, and Lwaxana on Ops and Krajnesky and Neral frantically working to end the breach. They had three minutes and counting.

**PAKLED SHIP BRIDGE**

RoToRa suddenly saw what the Pakleds had done to fishy. Beofre he drifted unconscienyl, he saw inside fish bowel was a...

**RELMAZ, BRIDGE**

On the screen was Moogie, wearing a command officer's uniform and smiling with teeth of latnium. At helm was a one eyed R'Mor and at tacitcal was a Lt. Maelwys with hair down to feet. A janitor, who strangely resembled Governor Crusher, was sweeping the floor. "The Pakelds," the alt-Moogie smiled on the screen with her teeth gleaming. "They we have to thank." The screen went dark and the Relmaez suddenly shook. Maelwys, in shock, looked up. "Captian Pizman, your lower hull is about to blow! The Reunion, it's firing on us!" Pizman suddenly felt startled. "Oh no..." he mumbled. Suddenly, on the screen came the Pakeld captain. "Help you escape! We can! We have room for your crew on our ship!" He yelled. "Be destroyed or come to Pakleds!" Pizman started at the blank screen as more torpedo shots rocked his ship. He sighed. "Prepare..." he had a tough gulp saying his final order. "To beam to the Pakled ship."

**ON THE PAKLED SHIP**
Pizman materialized aboard the Pakled ship, along with numerous members of his crew. Before he could get a feel for his surroundings, he got a feel for a very hard object on the back of his head. He knew nothing after that.

**ON THE REUNION...OURS THAT IS**
Wes groaned.
Lwaxana Troi said, "He's coming around!"
Just then, the ship shook, and a large access panel flew across the room and got Wes in the head.
Wes dropped like a rock.
Lwaxana remarked, "Shoot..."

**IN A HOLDING CELL**
Pizman awoke, wondering where the light show was coming from.
He shook his head, and it cleared.
He was in a cramped holding cell with several of his crew, plus one of the rescuees...Moogie :), was it?
Well, the Pakleds wouldn't get away with this. He pressed the button that would activate his phasing device.
Nothing happened.
Pizman grimaced, then looked at his power supply. It was gone.
"Gah!" yelled Pizman in frustration.
This awoke several crew and Moogie :(. She said, "Please, let me sleep."
Pizman looked around again, and saw that Gardek was here, too, along with two of the other mutineers.
Great, he thought. Trouble both outside and inside the cell. What next?
Like the old saying goes, be careful what you wish for....

**ON THE REUNION**
Krajensky and Neral struggle to get the warp core under control with less then 2 minutes left.
Krajensky fears the worst. While we use are plasma wrenches and and minds to fix the warp core, the ship shakes and a railing pops down onto Nerals head making him unconscious.
The Reunion must now rely on Krajensky to save the ship.
He quickly calls the bridge and tells them to get another guy down there.
Lwaxana Troi is getting nervous and decides to go down there to help......

Lwaxana reached engineering in just the moment when the warp core was ejected. That moment, time suspension ended (heck, it was way longer than 30 secs to get there) and the warp core went boom! just ouside the ship.

"what now?" askes Krajensky.

"Yes, what now?" repeated Lwaxana.

"Uhm," made Tosk.

"Oh right!" Lwaxana got his thoughts. "Troi to bridge. any damage?"

"No.. we don't think so," came the unprecise answer of Spock. "Just that Crusher.. well he was about to wake up but got hit on the head again!"

"Oh, well, no damage then. I am on my way back up."

Lwaxana left and ran back, fallling twice on her way back up...

**REUNION BRIDGE**

As Lwaxana rushe down to Engineering, Alidar and Spock examined the unconscience governor. "I knew we forgot to put someone on the escape pod..." Spock mumbled. Suddenly, the ship shook. On the view screen, they saw the AltReunion had ceased firing on Pizman's ship and was heading for them, at full speed.

**AltREUNION, LOWER CORRIDORS**

Tosk awoke with a rining in his head. He found himself in a hull away filled with other escapees from his Reunion. Where where they? Suddenly, he saw Michael comes towrds him. To sk stood up. "Michael, hey, where is..." suddenly Michael thrust forward, gripping onto Tosk with both of his hands, choking the poor guy.
"Who is in command of your ship?!" Michael yelled. Between gasps, Tosk realized there was something wrong with Michael. His eyes were blood shot and he had the rank of a lowly seucirty guard. "Governor...Crusher..." Tosk got out of breaths. "HE'S NOT HERE!" the AltMichael yelled. "Who is second in command?" Tosk barely got through his breaths and said "Lwaxana..." Michael, again, in presistince, yelled that she wasn't present. Through this same system they realized third in command, Maelwys, also wasn't here, neither was Spock or Alidar. Finally, the realized, the lowly sixth in command, Doc R'Mor, was present. As AltMichael dropped the suffocating Tosk to the floor, he mumbler in disbelief how out of over 100 crew members they ahd cpatured from the escape pods they had captured, the top three chain of command wasn't there.

**AltReunion BRIDGE**

Doc R'Mor was led onto the bridge, escorted by a Tosk he had never known. This Tosk was vicious and kept snapping at him. Confused, he stepped on the bridge he knew familiar. AltWes swept the floors. Before him. Captain Moogie smiled with her teehth of GPL. R'Mor was startled to also see his Alt counterpart (with one eye) and first officer, Kathryn, weildng a phaser rifle. "We need to talk..." AltMoogie said with a hiss and a grin.

**OUR REUNION ENGINEERING**

Krajensky and Lwaxana only had a mintue and a half left.

**ESCAPE PODS**

The Reunion's escape pdos drifted quitely in space, all one hundread plus occupants now captives on the AltReunion.

**ALIEN HOLDING CELL**

Realizing he was going to get no cooperation before everyone had rested, Captain Pizman took a quiet nap in his crowded holding cell.
 

When Lwaxana reached the bridege, Spock was trying to find a way to run the ship with less than the basic crew complement, and there was a strange sound. "Where does that come from, Spock?" she asked "Anythign wrong with the controls?"

"Not at all," came the rather annoyed reply. "It is only Crusher, he is.. I beleive the right term would be *snoring.*"

"I see.. or rather, I hear." Lwaxana dropped into the command chair when suddenly the AltReunion was hailing them. When the screen went up, they saw a Ferengi woman with the back to the screen obviously talking to their R'Mor. The one eyed R'Mor was staring at them confused as she herself and it was obvious that they also believed they had been hailed...

**IN A HOLDING CELL**

Pizman finished his nap to find everyone else still sleeping. Being careful not to step on anyone, he walked over to a promising-looking wall with an access panel. He immediately opened it.
And groaned inwardly. The circuitry was Romulan. This could have meant anything, but...
Something clicked in his mind.  If the circuitry was Romulan....
He looked around the cell. This was also Romulan.
He looked out into the corridor. Everything had a greenish tinge to it.
Of course. The Pakleds had been bought out by the mirror universe. And this wasn't a Pakled ship.
It was a Romulan ship. And not just any Romulan ship. It was the Romulan ship that had just come out of the rift. The mirror Reunion.
He looked around his cell to try to find someone who could help him; he could not decipher the circuitry. Moogie :)? No, she didn't seem the engineer type. Yartas? No, she was not very experienced with brig security systems. Jagmik? No, he was a medic, and wasn't interested in being anything else. And on he went, assessing everyone in the cell. Finally, he got to...
Gardek, his former tactical officer. He had the knowhow, almost certainly...he was a former engineer himself. But would he? After all, Gardek had mutinied against Pizman, and for that had been put in the brig for the last week.
He looked around again, but in the end had to concede that Gardek was the only person who could possibly help him escape.
Moogie :) was starting to get up. She asked Pizman, "Any luck?"
Pizman looked at her uncertainly. "Possibly. If I can convince Gardek here to help me, we might have a chance." Pizman then proceeded to shake Gardek. "Wake up, Gardek. I need your help."
Gardek groaned, blinked, then smirked. "Well well well. If it isn't my very dear captain, stuck in the brig with me. Did your crew decide you weren't fit to command?"
"Look at the walls, you dope. This isn't our brig."
Gardek looked, then smirked again. "Well, it looks like you couldn't trust this universe after all. Thrown in with their prisoners, you were, and me with them. Well, now let's see who's sorry!"
Pizman turned a deeper yellow. "Gardek," he said angrily, "I need your help!"
"Oh, the one who imprisons me needs help getting out? Well, he's going to have to look somewhere else for his help."
Pizman and Gardek continued their heated argument. Moogie :/ sighed. Typical males, she thought.

***Reunion Engineering***

Kranjenski was almost in a state of panic. Without the Warp core, the only power supplied to the ship was through the auxillary fusion reactors and the impulse engines. He looked around. They would need shields and weapons and moving and other things. And Neral was out cold.

"Computer, display power allocation tables!" The requested table showed on Kranjenski's padd. He looked at it. Well, the only need for lifesupport was in the Bridge and here, so he cut out support to the rest of the ship. There, we had a small power surplus. Turn off the holodecks, sickbay, the shuttle bay and the replicators.

They had lot's of power! He quickly ordered the computer to make the changes. Then he distributed the remaining power. Lots to weapons and shields, and what was left to the impulse engines.

He quickly used the comm system to tell the bridge what happened.

***Pakled Ship***

RoToRa stared at the fish. It was..

Borg!

The packleds had used his borgimplants to turn livingston into a holoborg!

***Brig***

Lazarus regained consciousness in a Federation brig. Outside was a Pakled. "We are Pakleds. Reunion made us go. HoloBorg will save us all!"

Laz looked around. The cell was empty, but he could tell the others were full. But there was not enough room for everyone from the Reunion.

"Evil Reunion take some. We get some. They no go. You make us go!" The Pakled pointed at Laz.

Uh Oh.

***Reunion Bridge***

Lwaxy looked at altMoogie. altMoogie looked at LT.

"Time to be destroyed! We will tke your place and then conquer the galaxy! Oh, here is your Dr. R'Mor!

"Kranjenski to Bridge! Take a look at the power distribution charts please!"

LT spared a glance from her opponent and looked at the nessicary chart.

She looked up and grinned. "Wanna bet?"

AltMoogie looked surprised. "Sure. 10 bars gold pressed latinum?"

"Agreed, " Lwaxana said, not thinking about where to get that from...

Doc R'Mor saw the pahser rifle pointed at him, AltKathryn, grinning. Moogie started back at Lwaxana. "Destroy us, and you kill all 100 plus of your crew members abord this ship." Lwaxana didn't know where this new attitude came from, after their 10 GPL deal. She smiled, her GPL teeth coming through. Lwaxana looked back at Spock and Alidar in confusment. The view screen went blank. They escorted R'Mor off their bridge.

**OUR REUNION BRIDGE**

Lwaxana smiled. "They don't know what's coming for them... Power up the priamry pulse disruptor. Once their shileds are out for a full five seconds, beam out everyone we can. We'll be almost out of power after that shot, but..." suddenly, her words were cut off. ON the screen came through from the Pakled ship was a fish. "Livingston!" she cried. However, he had several Borg based modifactions. "We are Loutctson of fish of Borg of Pakeld of another dimension," he declared menacingly. "You will make us go." Lwaxana gulped. "OK, time for a contgency plan," she mumbled.

**PAKLED SHIP BRIDGE**

RoToRa had heard that Lazarus Long, Hirogen, and Geezer Kes where in the lower decks of the Pakled ship. He soon had a plan whirling through his mind.

**AltREUNION SHIP**

R'Mor saw his oppurunity. He reached down and slammed his one eye counterpart to the floor and for a breif moment had control of the panel and soon downloaded all the information he saw on it as fast as he could to the real Reunion. As he turned around he saw Alt Moogie rush towards him. He jumped from over his panel, but using the mop, AltJanitor Wes tripped. As he fell to the floor, he looked up to see head to head with Maelwys's phaser rifle. He soon felt the rifle fire on his back, the lose of conscieness and life trickle throguh him.

**OUR REUNION BRIDGE**

Spock looked up at Lwaxana. "We are getting a small transmission from the AltReunion... Wow!" Spock mumbled... "We have all thier information. Where they are from, what they are doing here, everything... It'll take me hours to decode this." Suddenly, the scren lit up. AltMoogie stared, a his coming from her latnium teeth. "So you know everything about us now, hm, Lwaxana?" She had AltMaelwys (with his hair down to his feet) hold up the dead R'Mor. "Surrender your Reunion, or we will kill more of your people, every hour!" Ops fell silent. Krajensky suddenly piped through to Ops. "Um, ma'am, we have a new problem..."

*** Lower Decks of the Pakled Ship ***

NAP Hirogen looked at Lazarus Long and Geezer Kes. Here they were they only people left unaccounted for in this mess and they were stuck in a pakled ship.  They needed a plan of action and they needed it now.

"We could just take a bunch of weapons and go rampaging through the ship," NAP Hirogen said.

"Are you crazy?!?!?" asked Lazarus Long, "This is not some type of Hirogen holodeck program here weapons have mass besides who would be dumb enough tp let three people take control of a ship through those means?"

"These are Pakleds we are talking about," Hirogen added.

"Good point but still that is not our general way of solving things and on top of all of that you are the only one that is armed," Geezer Kes said.

So with that NAP Hirogen starts running down the coridor. Fidling with the settings of his Hiro-gun™ as he went along.

"Hiro wait," said Kes.

So with that Kes and Long chased after NAP Hirogen.

After a little bit of running NAP Hirogen ran into a room shot a few Pakleds and saw Ro Ta Ra straped down to a table. A few moments later Geezer Kes and Lazaros Long ran into the room. Seeing that the room was now empty Lazarous Long pushed a few buttons on a console while Hirogen tied up the stunned pakleds.

"There," Lazarous Long said, "I have locked down this room so no one can come in here unless we allow it."

"How did you know how to do that?" Geezer Kes asked.

"Just something I picked up somewhere," Lazarous Long said with a shrug.

"Now that we have this room locked down what do we do?" Geezer Kes asked.

***On OUR Reunion Ship***
Krajensky decides to be brave and rescue Neral from engineering after a big expolsion near there.
When he gets Neral to a a hall near the Bridge somthing pops out of one of the walls...

**HOLDING CELL -- AltREUNION**

Jono felt the rining going through his head. Again, and again. He knew what this sound ment. On this deck on this strange Reunion, he was standing next to Talon Karrde, who he knew was also getting this ringing. They reached down into their shoes, and touched the comn panel on the side of the heel. They suddenly beamed out.

**CORRIDOR SHAFT -- AltREUNION**

Talon and Jono appeared in this dark, abadoned section of the ship. Here in front of them stood Roga, Michael, and Daramere. The entire seucirty team was complete. Suddenly, each one of them had wepaons beamed in from their real Reunion. "Man, these phasing tehcnology sure is good. But we've ran out of options."
The trigger happy Talon (the only one who actually get a real rifle when they beamed in) nodded to Chief Daramere. "I don't know who these people are, but our primary goal should be to try to control this ship. It seems..." his vocie trialed off. "Well, I dunno what it seems like."

**OUR REUNION BRIDGE**

Lwaxana had noticed that the hand weapons for the emergency back up security team had been beamed off their ship. The enarly 100 Gold Press Latnium they had spent on the system had been well worth it. The security team should be at work. Lwaxana kneeled down. "Now, where od we stand Spock?" She asked. The Vulcan started to go over everything that had happened in the last hours. In fornt of them, the AltReunion stood menacingly and the Pakled ship drifted.

**AltREUNION -- BRIDGE**

Moogie growled. By now, she had decapitated R'Mor and had put his head on a metal pole in front of the bridge. However, the report that a small hand full of the captors had escaped worried her. She sent her security team of Will Scarlet, Jenice, Bashier, and Doc Bob to find through the jefferies tubes, the five of them came hurling down. Jono looked up, seeing Maelwys (with his hair at his feet) starintg at them. "Shoot him!" Talon yelled. "But it's Mael, I can't shot Maelwys!" replied Jono. However, they had no time to act before AltKathryn quickly set up a forcce field to surrond the five of them. Unable to move, the dropped their wepaons on the floor and waved their hands in a surrendor stance. "Lovely," Michael mumbled.

"DABO!"

The loud voice woke Wes Crusher up. He looked around but the surroundings were not familiar. A big eared Ferengi was standing over a dabo table, obviously winning. The whole scene seemed to be located in the station's engineering section, though.

Slowly getting up, wondering why his head was aching, he looked further about. There was a young, beautiful dabo girl and an old, ugly one.. about the latter he wondered. There also were several bottles of alcohol and joice standing about, and a few strange looking people sitting on the floor obviously smoking (smoking???!!!) something that old books refered to as marijuana. And not at least there was a christmas tree. completely wrong season for it, of course.

"I bet you are wondering where you are and who we are and what is going on! a deep voice came out from under the Christmas tree. Half especting to see Santa Claus there, Crusher turned, remembering too late that turning fast with a headache isn't very advisable. He nodded slowly.. and realized hewas talking to a Klingon Warrior in an angel costume. Funny that the klingon resembles a Kedanya crew member - K'ilando. This must be a sort of strange dream.

"Well, you are here for now. And we are us." The K'ilando impersonation looked completely serious when saying this. "And you are here to get an advice from us. It isn't free though. Free advice is never good advice!" With this, K'ilando's face mutated into Nog, and so did the rest of him.

"All right," Wes managed to say, hardly understandable. "What advice is it? What's the price? Does it have to do with a towel?"

"A towel?" Nog-wannabe looked at him as if he was talking to a mad man. Wes looked back with the same look in his eyes. "No towel. The price will be a box of toilet tissue whenever we need it."

"Can I have a drink, please?" asked Wes and decided to sit down on the ground. Promptly he was offered a "bite of smoke" and jumped up again, getting another headache out of this.

"Drinking here won't help you much, you will still be thirsty when returning. But that also mean you can smoke as much as you want here.. no nasty side effects..."

'I bet,' thought Wes while he was listening to the explanations, not sure if he wanted advice or not...
 

Lwaxana had a plan. not a very safe one but it was a plan nonetheless...

**IN THE HOLDING CELL OF THE AltREUNION**

"For goodness sake Gardek!!! You knew that when you volunteered for this mission there was a distinct probability we wouldn't be coming back!"
"Yeah, sure. I thought that meant that if we didn't come back, we would be dead."
Moogie :/ sighed as the twosome kept arguing. They were very close to going after each other's throats. Pizman was still trying to get Gardek to help him, but Gardek was content to let Pizman get his "just desserts" for "being slow" to find an escape for them back to their universe, then by imprisoning him in the brig.
Pizman was shouting now, his face turning a sickly greenish color. "Gardek, you know I can't tolerate mutiny! And I did everything I could to..."
"Well everything you "could do" wasn't enough! That's why I decided it was time for a...change in command, if you will."
Pizman took a deep breath. He seemed on the verge of breaking. "Gardek, I'm warning you..."
"ENOUGH!!!" The shout startled them both. They turned to see Moogie >:( standing in front of them with an exasperated look on her face. "This is no time to be bickering about who did what, and who got what he deserved! We are all prisoners here, and who knows what the guards will do to us once they come for us!"
They looked at her. She was right. This wasn't a time to be arguing amongst themselves.
Gardek said, "Okay. But what are we going to do? We haven't thought up a plan yet."
Moogie :) leaned back, satisfied. "Actually, Pizman mentioned that he had a plan before you woke up." She was careful not to bring up the recent incident again.
Pizman said, "I'm going to need your help here, Gardek. You know about my belt of devices, of course."
"Yes. I also noticed your power supply was taken. If you need my help, I might be able to build something that could generate enough power for one phase and rephase on your phasing device."
"You're way ahead of me, Gardek. And if you help me, I'll let you out of the brig on my ship and reinstate you as chief tactical officer."
Gardek smiled. "I expected that. Now, let's get working, shall we?"
Moogie :) smiled as the two worked together to cannibalize enough circuitry to build a power supply for his devices. It was good to know that she was good for things other than drinking tea.

**On our Reunion**
Krajensky and the unconscious Neral entercounter some sort of Pakled crazy capture machine.
Equiped with a phaser, smart Krajensky fires at the firing and shielding unit(using his awesome borg eye piece).
The Pakled quickly got scared and beamed off.
At the same instant Neral once again woke up with that nasty bruise on his head.
Krajensky quickly lets him know what he situation is, and goes to study the capture machine with his engineering tricorder.
While neral is laying on the ground and Krajensky studies it, another phaser blast to the reunion causes a part of the cieling to fall on to of neral making him go unconscious again(;-))
Krajensky sees that he can turns the device on the capture device into a temperary warp core providing low power but enough to for cloaking device and phasers. Krajensky, leaving Neral goes to engineering alone, and not telling the bridge what he is doing, goes and tries to attach the capture generator to produce power. He is shocked imediatetly. The bridge is frantically trying to get Krajensky, but they think hes dead. Neral wakes up, and slowly moves the cieling piece over. He then runs to Engineering quickly. He uses a Medical kit, that was lying around and brings Krajensky back...

camera pans to show a man in front of his shop)
(shop says "Krajensky's" on the front)

"Hey!! This is Krajensky speaking. Come on down to grand old Krajensky for a bite to eat. Or maybe you wants to cards to use to beat good old Pete. Come try Krajensky's famous rice, or maybe try a Krajesnky bar. Also if you beat me in pokemon, you get a free lunch, provided by our Iron chef. So come on down, and meet the crew."

(picture zooms out of Krajensky's Place)

"It's Krajenskyicious!"

**WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM**

**ALTREUNION BRIDGE**

The seucirty team was led off the bridge, and soon sweeped clea rof any other phased energy readings. AltMoogie smiled, ehr gold press latnium teeh shining. She raised a hail to the toher Reunion again. Lawaxana's tried face, along with weakened face of Spock came on the screen. "All right, Captain Moogie. We agree. We'll beam the two of us aboard." Moogie smiled. Suddenly, in an instant beam flash, Spock and Lwaxana graced their presence on the bridge. The seucirty team siezed them, but not before Moogie could respond happily, "Your Reunion is now under our control. We will enter back throguh the rift and take both ships as a bounty. I know several people who will be intimiated by the duel ship armada!" As they were escorted off the bridge, Lwaxana looked in disgust at R'Mor's head hanging at the top of the turbolift entry.

**REUNION -- HALLS**

Neral stumbled back into conscienes, with Alidar now standing voer him. Krajensky was busy setting something up in the back ground. Alidar whispered quietly.
"We've been able to fool the other Reunion's sensors long enough to make them tihnk only Lwaxana and Spock survived the attacks. They've been captured, but the three of us must start to booby trap the ship before the AltReunion crew comes." Neral nodded and he started to get to work in engineering.

**AltREUNION -- CORRIDORS**

"Almost there..." Pizman mumbled. "Got it!" As the second trubolift door opened in their way, a growling Tosk appeared in fornt of them. This wasn't like the normal Tosk, hwoever. He had vicious green skin and vilonet red blood smeared on his teeth. He was posed in attack position, ready to kill. The hunted was now the hunter. Moogie quickly snapped the door shut. "OK, new plan..."

**PAKLED SHIP -- CORRIDOS**

Finally, Geezer Kes, Hirogen, and Lazarus Long reached the birdge. However, the Pakelds they ran not Pakleds but partially assimilated Borg. Their eyes twitched with a mechaniacl glare and their finger tips shined with the tubules. In front of them, livingston of Borg of Pakled of fish swam along side the Pakled's creation gone wrong.

RoToRa had been reassimilated.

**ELSE WHERE IN THE DELTA QUADRENT**

A solitary cube picked up the distress beacon of the former drone, 17 of 26. Present coordinates was a Pakled "salvage" vessel. Command augmantion was re-routed and the Cube began its journey to the Alpha Quadrent.

***SOMEWHERE OFF IN THE DISTANCE***
He had rematerealized, or reappeared more accuratly, here. The planet he was on looked as if it were the exact opposite of Earth. The sky was a dark red, with light purple trees reaching everywhere. He decided to go into one of the indigo buildings, and it seemed as if that were the traditional color for buildings, there were a great many. The sign on the front of the building identified it as "Skyships Academy, Sydney, Earth, Commencement Chambers."
Commencement chambers? Skyships Academy? He looked around some more, and decided to take some readings. One of those he chose to take while pulling out his tricorder was the quantum signature of the planet. 100,000 even on the scale. He compared it to other known planets. When added to Earth's rating of 900,000 it equaled 1,000,000 flat. This could only mean one thing, this was a Mirror Earth.
Having figured out where he was he continued into the commencement chambers. The only sign he saw was "Award of Fearlessness to 'Ensign' Barclay, Captain of the Elite."
Ensign Barclay, a comander? The man had just found his counterpart.
And Captain Barclay opened the doors to the chamber. He saw a strange site, it looked like Maelwys, but not that much. Barclay realized it must be the Green Knight, but without his usual holoemitter. Barclay was rather scared of what he might find in this place, and knew he had to end his way home.

***IN A TRANSWARP NETWORK GATEWAY TRAVELING BY A TRANSWARP CONDUIT***
The Borg Cube was making time quickly and ha almost approached the coordinates of the drone.

***SOMEWHERE WHICH HAS NO KNOWN COORDINATES***
A famillair immortal being looked down at the choas that always insued around the Reunion, and smiled.

***USS ENTERPRISE CCN 1071- v***
altJean Luc Picard frowned at these readings. Why did he always have to clean up after the Reunion? When he thought of this, he thought of the Reunion of his universe. Looking at his crew he had no idea he would have to again confront livingston of fish of Borg (And we might just find out why he dreads that in an upcoming part)

**OUR REUNION -- DECK HULLS**

"Oh, that's not good..." Neral mumbled. The three of them had nearly finished booby traping seven decks when they looked out the window. "The Borg!" Alidar yelled. "OK, we need a new plan..." Krjaneksy said as he laid down another cloacking mine. "Wow!" Alidar mumbled. he was looking at the information Doc R'Mor had sent to them. "Well, I can't believe this, but..."

**ALTREUNION -- LOWER DECKS**
Pizman was continuing to work on opening up a jefferies tubes as they worked as fast they could to avoid the Hunter Tosk. Suddenly Moogie :) shook her head.
Pizman and Gardek looked out the window to see a Borg Cube coming out of a transwarp network gateway. And it wasn't in the distance. "We may have another problem..." Moogie :) mumbled.

**ALTREUNION -- BRIG**

Maelwys stood, reunited with Red Headgehog and some other crew members from Pizman's vessel. However, as they were quitely whispering, they realized Captian Barclay, who had been asleep in their cell, had vanished. They were preoccupied too much to notice, though, because coming out from thier window view was a Borg Cube.

**ALTREUNION -- BRIG -- UPPER DECKS**

Lwaxana and Spock were placed in the same birg as Daramere and the rest of the failed seucirty team. As they sat, they looked out their window view to see a Borg Cube come out in the distance. "For all that is goodness..." Jono mumbled. The sevne of them squinched up against the window to see the Cube coming at the AltReunion. Outisde, the guards fo Doc Bob and Doc Bashier were silent.

**ALTREUNION -- BRIDGE**
AltMoogie was giving directions to her crew to beigin boarding the other Reunion and start tortuing the cpators when AltMaelwys announced that a Borg Cube had came within the system. "The Borg? I didn't know they were in this dimenson? I wonder if they are still merchant trader here..." she said. The ship was suddenly caught in a tractor beam. "Open hailing frequencies!" she yelled. Their response came. "We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. We will add your alternate universe technology and distinctivness to our own." AltMoogie shook her head. "Definatly not merchant traders.

**BORG CUBE -- INTERIOR**

Beofre they knew what had happened, Geezer Kes, Hirogen, and lazarus Long had been beamed off the now abandoned Pakeld vessel. With a flick of his disruptor, Hirogen was able to destroy several of the newly assimilated Pakled drones which had been added to this hive, but they quickly adapted. He lost consciness when a Borg whacked him in the knees.

**BORG CUBE -- INTERIOR -- 2 MINUTES LATER**

Hirogne woke up on an assimilation table, across from Geezer Kes and Lazarus Long. He noted that while the assimilation process had not yet fully begun, the three of them were slowly being augmented with implants. In front of them stood a now fully assimilated RoToRa with, in a fish tank, Livingston of Fish of Pakled of Borg.

Pizman and the rest hurried through the access tubes. They eventually came into a mineral research room. Suddenly the ship rocked, and a large boulder stored at one end of the room came rumbling toward the party. Pizman, Moogie :), Gardek, and several others managed to duck out of the way, but the doctor Jagmik was crushed by the boulder.
Gardek ran over and checked him for a pulse. "He's dead, captain."
Pizman sighed. It was becoming harder all the time.
Just then, a container aboard Ensign Yartas's head broke, and an oily, black substance covered her body. Her flesh dissolved immediately.
"Gah!!!" yelled Pizman. It was bad enough that the two had died, but they had died because of the failure of the AltReunion to exercise safety.
Perhaps that was their intention. After all, the enemy crew seemed unconcerned with the others.
Pizman took an inventory of who was left. Him, Gardek, Moogie :), Feldar the helmsman, Felnan the barber, and five aspiring security officers: Gramik, Lynbil, Waldar, Trajos, and Obaval.
Pizman thought: Imagine...the barber is going to tell all about this when we get back, and we won't be able to stop him. Also, this is one time I wish my Klingon security chief were here. Indeed, if Kahlim were there, they would be better equipped to take the vessel and to stop the Borg threat.
Just then, a Borg materialized in the mineral bay...

**On the Reunion**
Krajensky, sat and thought about what to do. Neral then told him he will recieve a promotion. Krajensky then said, he would finish laying mines on the deck he was on, and then go be brave and destroy the borg cube. Krajensky runs down the hall and beams to the cube with what little power his tricorder had.

**On the Borg Cube**
Krajensky Beams into an empty part of the ship. He walks down the cube's empty corridors with empty alcoves. He wonders where all the Borg are. **BOOM!**
He trips and then quickly gets up with a bomb in his hand. He hears a bunch of borg coming from all directions. He quickly throws the bomb in one direction killing all the borg in that direction. He quickly gets through to a brig type area encountering a few borg, but kicks them down. Krajensky says,"Man these borg are pretty pathetic." There he finds Hirogen, GK, and Lazarus Long. He tells them what is going to happen and tells them to go to sector B of corridor 51 of the borg cube and use this little device Krajensky made in his free time. Krajensky will take the fire and attention from the escapees...

**ON THE BORG CUBE**

As Lazarus, Kes, and Hirogen made their escape, they ran into even more drones. However, neral was able to get transproter lock on all three of them and beam them back to our Reunion. Krajneksy was not as fortunate. Before he could get to a transproter lock area, three drones stopped him. He soon killed them, however, RoToRa reached in with his tubules and started to assimilate Krjanesky.

**ALTREUNION -- BRIDGE**

"Here's the plan." AltMoogie said as Ops shook back and forth again. "We're going to leave a handful of our crew here, mainly people I don't care for, such as Tosk and the majority of our seucirty team, except for Jenice." With none of these people present, the Ops crew cheered. As Moogie turned aronund she noticed that the AltR'Mor (who only had one eye) was now dead. She shrugged this thoguht off. "OK, here's the plan. Red Headghog, Kurn, Nog, and Michael Eddington of our crew will board the abandoned Pakled ship and take command of it. That ship, if nesscary, is to draw the fire of the Borg Cube. Our Hugh, Ensign Regis, Lore, and Aranamac will take control of Pizman's vessel. The rest of us will take command of the Reunion. We'll take Lwaxana, Spock, and the five stupid seucirty guards with us as hostages for future times. Our primaty goal is to head throguh the rift." Within minutes these commands were dispatched to the entire crew. The ship was set to self-destruct, leaving our Reunion's crew only fifteen minutes before their firey death. The altCrew began to set up trnasporter procedures while the Cube kept a firm grasp on them.

**OUR REUNION -- HALL**

Neral and Alidar talked with their three new guests. "All right, Hirogen you and Neral need to go up to Ops and booby trap it. It is the last place left," Alidar proclaimed. "And try not to disturb the Governor." Alidar turned to Geezer Kes and Lazarus Long as the two of them left. "You won't believe this. Accoridng to the information Doc R'Mor sent us, whenever an AltCounterpart is with the real one, a plasma thingy happens and the Alt one dies!"

**ALTEARTH**

Captian Barclay stared at his counterpart as he kneeled over and died.

**ALTREUNION -- ONE OF THE BRIGS**

Lwaxana, Spock, adn the real Reunion's seucirty team were led out by gun point to a transporter room by AltMoogie, AltMaelwys, AltJack Rand, AltKyle Riker, AltDeath Duck, and Captain Spot. They met up with several others in the large transproter room. "Lets go..." Moogie said, showing off her gold press latnium teeth.

**OUR REUNION**

"They're coming!" Alidar yelled. "Sensors show they are about to beam aboard. Time to see if our booby traps really work." Just as he proclaimed this, Hirogen and Neral cma eback down, proclaiming Ops had been booby traped. They had the comatosted Governor in tow.

**DOWN ON THE ALTREUNION**

Before the Borg could attack, a snarling AltTosk came crashing down, ripping its head off. The Gradek, Pizman, and Moogie started to back towards the exit.

**ALT REUNION -- BRIG**

As Maelwys heard the auto destruct sequencer time off with ten mintues left, he knew something was wrong. Very wrong.

**SOMEWHERE, SOMEHOW, ELSE WHERE, NOT HERE**

From a deep sleep, he awoke. Shrugging his head off, he started to snap his fingers. Today was a new day.

**On the Borg Cube**
Krajensky had once been assimilated and was able to fight off the assimilation easily. He quickly ran to the transporter site, encountering one, dead drone. He took the weapon on it's arm. He then beamed to the AltReunion's Bridge.

**Alt-Reunion Bridge**
While in the tranporter beam he turns on the drone's arm device and whspered..if he died, he will come back. Krajensky sat there in the borg drone's arm cloak and listened to the plan. He then tip toed behind AltMoogie :) and Pulled out a blade and killed her. He then ran behind Red HedgeHog who was close to her and cut through his stomach. The drone's device imediatly shut off and he was vulnerable. He quickly put a force field around the place where he is with the control panel right next to him. With AltMoogie :)'s last stregnth she grabbed the blade and stuck it through Krajensky's leg. "AGHHH!!!" Krajensky thought he was going to die. Then he was beamed out of there.

**SOMEWHERE, SOMEHOW, ELSE WHERE, NOT HERE**
This mysterious person looked in the mirror and said, "Ahh This Green Knight looks good today." The Green Knight grabbed his weapons and left the room...

TBC(sorry if I am telling too much)

One temporal causality loop later...

**On the Borg Cube**
Krajensky had once been assimilated and was able to fight off the assimilation easily. He quickly ran to the transporter site, encountering one, dead drone. He took the weapon on it's arm. He then beamed to the AltReunion's mineral lab.

**Alt-Reunion Mineral Lab**
While in the tranporter beam he turns on the drone's arm device and whspered..if he died, he will come back. Krajensky sat there in the borg drone's arm cloak and saw AltTosk kill a drone. He then tip toed behind AltTosk, pulled out a blade, and killed him. He then ran out to the corridor and ran toward Janitor Wes and cut through his stomach. The drone's device imediatly shut off and he was vulnerable. He quickly put a force field around the place where he is with the control panel right next to him. With AltWes's last stregnth he grabbed the mop and stuck it into Krajensky's gut. "AGHHH!!!" Krajensky thought he was going to die. Then he was beamed out of there.

**SOMEWHERE, SOMEHOW, ELSE WHERE, NOT HERE**
This mysterious person looked in the mirror and said, "Ahh This Green Knight looks good today." The Green Knight grabbed his weapons and left the room...

After the causality loops ended...

**IN A CORRIDOR**

AltMoogie :) walked through the corridors with her honor guard. Nothing would stop her from getting what she wanted.
Suddenly she heard screams of pain from around the bend. She turned to the others. "Lads, stay back. I want to watch this myself." She did so love to see beings in agony.
She walked over, then farther around the bend to get a better look.
Suddenly, she was looking at herself. Only...
A flash erupted around her, and AltMoogie :) knew no more.

She came back around the corner, seemingly satisfied. "Well, lads, that's enough for now. Come." She gestured to the others to proceed.
Moogie :) smiled to herself. She could get to like this.

**FURTHER DOWN THE CORRIDOR**

Pizman and the others huddled over the remains of AltMoogie :(. Gardek said, "Will it work?"
"I hope so." And let's all hope, thought Pizman, that our Moogie :) plays her part well. If she can't, there's no AltMoogie :) to bargain with.

TBC
--Captain Pizman

**OUR REUNION BRIDGE**

The boarding team from the AltReunion appeared, however, AltMoogie was now our Moogie. She flashed a smile to Lwaxana to let her know it was her. Lwaxana nodded, but hope no one from the Alt crew would notice that her teeth were no longer gold press latnium. AltMaelwys looked across from Ops and stared at the unconscience Governor. "Just who we were looking for!" he exclamined. However, before this boarding party could move, two explosions went off and a force field surronded Ops. Out form the shadows out stepped Neral and Hirogen. "Hello, my dear friends. The rest of your boarding teams should now be in the same predicament. Think you really have a foot up on us?"

**ALTREUNION -- CORRIDORS**

"And the sequence should be shut down...now." Pizman typed in the final entry code to which he thoguht would shut down the auto destruct sequence. Instead, a taser beam struck out and knocked him down cold. Krajensky realized Pizman was alive, but stunned. At this point, Gardek tried to resist his urge to bend down and snap Pizman's neck. While they ahd work together this urge he felt... Suddenly, the Green Knight form the future appeared. He smiled. "I'm from the future, and I'm here to cure all of our problems!" he said, pumping his fists joyfully. Suddenly, he vanished from the ship, realizing in the moment as he snapped back to the future that he had forgoteen his holo emitter.

**ALTREUNION -- BRIGS**

The autodestruct count down announced five minutes left before destruction. Maelwys sat nervously.

**ALTREUNION -- JEFFERIES TUBES**

The Hunter AltTosk, forgotten in the crew's abadonment, still roamed the ship. He was looking for meat.

**OUR REUNION -- BRIDGE**

"Neral, it's me!" Lwaxana yelled. Neral and Hirogen, hwoever, would not put down their disruptor rifles. "Why should we believe you, this must be a trick! The real Lwaxana would never surrendor, ever! Your an alternate counterpart, pretending to be her!" Lwaxana shook her head as the ship shook, the AltCounterparts flying aginast the forcefield, Neral and Hrirogen slamming their heads. Suddenly, Red Headgehog and Lore beamed aboard. "As promised, Captain Moogie, we gained control Pizman's ship and the abandoned Pakled ship." These two AltCounterparts held Hirogen and Neral at wepaon point. They dropped the force field and put them, Lwaxana, Spock, the dumb seucity team, and the unconscience Governor in them. Our Moogie took the seat, giving a worried looking to Lwaxana she thoguht Now what do I do? How am I going to give this crew commands without even showing my teeth?

**BORG CUBE**

Having succeded in their primary objective of reassimilating RoToRa, the Borg Cube re-opened the transwarp network gateway and returned to unimatrix zero zero one.

Finally, Wes made his mind up. "All right, you will get your toilet paper! What is the advice you seem to be so woried about?"

The Ferengi-illusion grinned and the smiled. Strangely, it now had GPL teeth. "You must abandon your governing system. This is an abolute must! Kill the Senate! Kill the Reps!" With this, the Ferengi-wannabe vanished and left a starteled Wes.

"Now, I wonder if that was meant literally or not..."

**ON PIZMAN'S HOMEWORLD (?)**

"Pizman!!!" A voice rolled across the plains of his homeworld. He looked around frantically for the voice.
Wait a minute...what was he doing on his homeworld anyway? Wasn't he on...

**ON THE AltREUNION**
"Pizman!!!" This time, Pizman jerked awake to find himself on the AltReunion.
One of his guards--Waldar, was it?--was carrying him, trying to wake him up.
They were walking down a corridor quickly. It was obvious that time was running out.
"How much time?" said Pizman groggily.
"Three minutes," replied Gardek curtly.
"Where are we going?" By now, Pizman had enough control over himself to be able to walk briskly down the corridor, keeping pace with the others.
"The transporter room," replied Waldar. "We're getting off this ship.  I also sent Capitated and Lesshead to rescue the others. They should have plenty of time, if they move quickly."

**ON THE BRIDGE OF THE REUNION**
Moogie =:( was contemplating the situation. If she spoke, she would be given away. But they would get suspicious if she didn't speak soon.
Just then, a voice came over the intercom system. "Security breach on deck 15. All senior officers to briefing room."
AltMael nodded. "Everyone into the briefing room. We'll take the prisoners with us. Moogie :)?"
Moogie :) gestured for the others to continue. Lwaxana's ventriloquism skills had come in handy indeed. Now she had a few minutes. She patted herself down, trying to find something, anything that could help her...
She found something. She had switched her clothes with AltMoogie :)'s, and she hadn't had time to see what she'd had.
She pulled it out. It was a bottle labeled "Nagus Riches Latinum Tooth Polish: Guaranteed to Make Your Teeth Shine Like Gold-Pressed Latinum Or Your Money Back. " So the latinum teeth were false after all! She decided it would do well for her to put it on.
After a few minutes, and after looking in a small mirror she found in the pocket of her dress, she felt satisfied enough to put on a show for the AltReunion's crew. And what a show it would be!