Kedanya RPG - Episode 6
Friday, February 18th
a few days after the most recent station takeover (and following party) life on the station has pretty much returned to normal
the time for the annual crew physical checkup has arrived, and Q3 and Jason are busy checking people out in sickbay
Jason: wonders around with a hypospray
Lt. Lucas: steps into the infirmary
Q-Three: walks over to Jason... Give me that!
Crys: sits on a medi bed and waits for someone to treat her, so she can return to her post
Wesley Crusher: is busy doing crew assignments for the next month
Maelwys: enters sick bay, smiles at Crys when he sees her and then gets in line for his turn
Q-Three: Ah... Mr. Lucas... you're late
Shade: shimmers into view next to Q3
Lt. Lucas: I know... I got... held up. looks at his feet.
Completely Unrelated Chief: looks at the young woman, almost stares
Lt. Lucas: looks at the hologram,
Q-Three: continues with Crys
Q-Three: Jason... can you take care of Mr. Lucas?
Crys: makes a grumpy face and wants to speed this a little up Hey! Jason!
Crys: Ah, there's someone, finally!
Crys: Make it brief, will you? I have work to do.
Shade: Hello Q3 i was wondering if i could be of some help considering i really don't require a checkup
Jason: I sure can! grins
Lt. Lucas: sighs and prepares for the physical
Completely Unrelated Chief: continues staring and forgets he's done with the checkup since
James J. Phantom: leans in a corner, not being too eager about all of this.
Q-Three: to Crys...I'm almost done... would you mind doing a diagnostic on Shade when we're done here?
Wesley Crusher: still wonders whether there's any way to replace the crew lost in the last takeover until reinforcements can arrive
Crys: Of course not. Does his image transmitters mess again?
Q-Three: begins examining the Lt.
Shade: *frowns* was hoping to get out of a checkup
Q-Three: to Crys... Just one more injection... Jason can take care of it
Crys: Okay. nods and waits to leave again
Maike: arrives at the sickbay, still carrying the PADD she was busy on. She looks a little absent minded
Jason: grabs a hypo... watches Maike walk in as he does
Maike: Uhm... I am on time, aren't I?
Jason: injects Crys with the innocent looking hypo
Tyler: looks into sickbay and sees it's busy, decides to come back later
Crys: rubs her arm and thanks Jason, leaving sickbay
Lt. Lucas: gets physicalled....
James J. Phantom: waits for his turn on the checkup and rocks on his heels
Q-Three: continues with the Lt.... Who else is waiting here?
James J. Phantom: I am.
Nurse: prepares the next hypos
Shade: Q3, would you like my help or not?
Maelwys: waves at Crys on her way out then turns to Q3 Yup, I'm still here
Maike: looks a little worried, doesn't like doctors. Waves at Crys as she passes her
Nurse: prepares the next hypos
Wesley Crusher: suddenly remembers it's time for his physical and closes the file for now, still leaving some holes
Q-Three: Shade... not really, I need you to leave so I can concentrate
Wesley Crusher: boards a turbolift towards sickbay
Shade: :-( fine! Vanishes
Tyler: enters sickbay and sits in the corner
Q-Three: finishes with Lucas... Well... you're in good condition, but I want you to start exercising more, you're putting on a little weight
Nurse: check all the files for people sceduled now
Lt. Lucas: What do you mean!?
Q-Three: Jason... his injection...
Frikenwyrd: wanders into sickbay for his checkup... which would be more effective if they had any idea what he's supposed to be ;-)
Lt. Lucas: I'm in as good of shape as ever!
Jason: hypos Lucas
James J. Phantom: whistles a song while rocking on his heels
Lt. Lucas: HEY!
Tyler: nods at the Phantom
Wesley Crusher: enters sickbay and just gets in line, hoping to maybe get an idea of how to solve the crew assignment problem whiel waiting
Q-Three: gently pushes Lucas out... Who's next... Captain?
Maelwys: Yup
Maelwys: climbs on a biobed
Lt. Lucas: walks out of the sickbay and into the hall
Q-Three: scans him
Lt. Lucas: suddenly realizes he has nowhere to go.
Jason: continues watching Maike's every move
Jason: refils his hypo
Maike: doesn't move too much. Merely tries to remember something
Maelwys: doesn't trust Jason with that hypo while he's distracted by Maike...
Frikenwyrd: waits around with the rest
Q-Three: Ah... Captain, perfect health as usual... you'll need your injection and then you're free to go.
James J. Phantom: is happy no one seems to take notice of him
Maelwys: Thanx. You'd better step on it though, you've got quite a line up here.
Jason: Walks towards Mael with hypo in hand
Wesley Crusher: thinks the only way out of this problem is to do some engineering cross-training
Q-Three: Oh, I know... next year we'll scedule these physicals over an entire week!
Maelwys: Good plan. :)
Wesley Crusher: Captain Maelwys...
Jason: Hypos Mael
Maelwys: shakes it off and then walks out of sickbay
Q-Three: looks around... Ah... James!
Nurse: has accidently handed Jason the wrong hypo
Lt. Lucas: goes to his quarters and picks up a copy of "Great Expectations" and picks up from his bookmark
Wesley Crusher: Maelwys...
James J. Phantom: Oh, no need to hurry... I can wait! steps back
Maelwys: stops and turns on his way out Yes Commodore?
Q-Three: Now, now... no reason to be shy... please have a seat! Obviously enjoys this
Wesley Crusher: Could you schedule a cross-training in simple engineering tasks for our science crew ?
Tyler: stands in the corner watching everyone
James J. Phantom: sits down, obviously feeling very uneasy
Maike: is distracted as well and even forgets she carries that PADD which should be archived
Maelwys: thinks for a minute Yeah, I guess that can be done. Though I think we've got more Engineering than Science personnel right now.... I'll work on it
Wesley Crusher: We are woefully short on engineers and I can't seem to get a crew assignment that covers all important stations
Lt. Lucas: sighs, and puts down his book. Listens to a Maynard Ferguson recording and prepares some food.
Wesley Crusher: With all the stuff damaged our real engineers are already working double shifts to get our systems back up
Q-Three: Scans James... Heartbeat is faint, blood pressure's all wrong, synaptic activity is way too high... I'd say you're in perfect health!
Shade: Shimmers into view outside sickbay and heads to his quarters
Jason: hypos James before he can get out of it ; )
Wesley Crusher: would still prefer the backup computer core back on line soon...
Maelwys: That's true. Especially since I umm.... well, redirected some resources towards the repair of the ap Baeddan.
James J. Phantom: scowls at Jason and almost runs out
Q-Three: yells after James... See you next year!
Maike: looks after the Phantom and then back at Jason
Nurse: now remembers that Jason had used the wron hypo on Mael and the Phantom
Nurse: uhm, Sir...?
Wesley Crusher: Well, we need the ships just as well as our systems
Tyler: waits for his turn in the corner
Nurse: I.. I fear I mixed up two hypos
Jason: accidently trips and hypos the nurse
Maelwys: Yup. And she got hit really bad in that last battle.
Wesley Crusher: Otherwise I'd already have errr.... overruled that decision of yours
Jason: Oops! well, I guess you were due for one anyway...
Maike: puts away the PADD and helps Jason back onto his feet
Jason: hypos himself and the doctor while he's at it
Maike: Careful!
Q-Three: Ah... thank you. Who's next?
Tyler: laughs at Jason from his corner
Jason: walks over and hypos Maike, followed by a kiss on the cheek
Maike: doesn't think a hypo is that bad, not at all
Wesley Crusher: That'll have to be me then...
Jason: feels a bit intimidated... the Commodore is, after all, a rather tall man...
Frikenwyrd: continues waiting patiently in a corner
Q-Three: Certainly... grins
Lt. Lucas: locks his doors and begins dancing in his quarters
Jason: watches Q finish up with Wes and gives him his shot
Medical Assistant: has a hypo he got from Jason earlier and walks towards the Frikenwyrd
Medical Assistant: Sir? Are you in line?
Frikenwyrd: Yes
Medical Assistant: I will have to scan you now, sir. uses a tricorder
Q-Three: Looks around... Ah yes, Tyler... anyone else after him?
Frikenwyrd: Okay, sure
Medical Assistant: You... uhm ... "What the hell is that?!" are in perfect condition ... I think.
Frikenwyrd: Oh, good! :)
Tyler: looks up at Q3
Medical Assistant: Now a hypo and you can go again, sir.
Medical Assistant: hypos the reptile-man
Maike: thinks she has had her share, but waits till Jason is done
Wesley Crusher: just waits until the medical crew has finished scanning
Frikenwyrd: starts to twitch at the injection
Lwaxana Troi: is in her quarters, never goes to physicals
Frikenwyrd: drops to the floor, going into spasms
Q-Three: frowns
Medical Assistant: Medic... wait, I am medic!
Maike: stares. Has never finished her course of first aid
Medical Assistant: Somebody do something!
Medical Assistant: runs around like a chicken without a head
Q-Three: runs over and kneels over... it
Tyler: moves further back into his corner wondering what is going on. . .
Frikenwyrd: continues having violent convulsions
James J. Phantom: is meanwhile in Engineering and looking at the mess which is still there
Q-Three: takes a pulse... nonexsistant
Q-Three: he'll be fine
Wesley Crusher: picks up the tricorder Q-3 just used on himself and finishes the scan himself
Jason: hypos Tyler
Frikenwyrd: suddenly stops dead... really dead
Lt. Lucas: screams really loudly for no reason, but noone can hear
Tyler: is surprised by Jason
Q-Three: see? His problems are over...
Lwaxana Troi: I am bored.... picks uo a book
Wesley Crusher: saves the file to the computer
Tosk: walks into the Sickbay, annoyed by the physical request
Shade: Shimmers into view in Engineering
Maike: What... looks at the frikenwyrd
Lwaxana Troi: I hate doing the annual etat calculation
Shade: looks around and sees James hello, need any help?
Q-Three: sighs... Not another one...
Lwaxana Troi: that would be a job for Thom anyways isn't happy about it
Wesley Crusher: To the medical assistant I've uploaded the scan. When you're done with the more pressing problems, let me know about the results. I'll be in my office
Tosk: sees the face on the doctor and turns to walk away
Shade: looks at the Phantom
Q-Three: Nono... Tosk, come back
James J. Phantom: Help? No ... no.
Wesley Crusher: leaves and returns to his work
Tosk: grumbles yes?
Maike: feels a little weird, isn't used to dead peo...frikenwyrds
Tosk: walks back into sickbay to be examined
James J. Phantom: These parts certainly need no help anymore ... they need replacements!
Lwaxana Troi: has, for the 5th time, miscalculated and gives up for today
Q-Three: scans him quickly... You're fine... come back for your injection tomorrow, please
Shade: sighs it seems i am not needed anywhere vanishes
Tosk: ok. that wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be
Lwaxana Troi: sits down for lunch instead
Lwaxana Troi: let's see.. chicken wings
Lt. Lucas: turns on a video about the history of cheese
Tyler: sits in the corner wondering if the hypospray was his checkup......
Lwaxana Troi: is done eating
Q-Three: looks up dazed and confused and finds himself in sickbay
Maike: stands looking at the lizard on the floor... then wonders why he's doing that
Quinn Mallory: moseys into sickbay
Jason: walks against a wall and rubs his nose... eh, wait a second...
Quinn Mallory: Whoa! Bodies on the floor...
Maike: looks down at himself and wonders why he's no long a himself... ;-)
Nurse: to him/herself... Okay... now I just need to... wait, what am I doing ?
Quinn Mallory: takes two steps back
Shade: Shimmers into view
Q-Three: looks down and finds himself much thinner. DACK!
Tosk: gets ready to leave sickbay to escape the weirdness
Nurse: What the hell ? I just walked back to my office and now I am back in sickbay ?
Tyler: sits in a corner and blinks
Quinn Mallory: I'm not sure I want my physical now...
James J. Phantom: looks down at himself
Maelwys: falls over her own feet, knocks a certa-in place at a chair and shouts.. then wondering why she has a certa-in place
Maike: wonders what is happening and walks over to Q3 What is going on here?
Wesley Crusher: does some crew assignments and suddenly wonders what the heck crew assignments are
Lt. Lucas: wakes up slowly...
Tosk: looks back to Quinn in the doorway.. I don't think you do either...
James J. Phantom: finds that he is wearing a cape
Nurse: runs out without even looking down, left and right and gets to the office he should be at
Tosk: nor do I for that matter
Quinn Mallory: looks at everyone highly perplexed
Jason: realises something is very wrong and feels for his mask which is no longer there
Wesley Crusher: scratches beard. Beard??
Maike: Jason, what did you do to me?
Lt. Lucas: grogily walks over to the mirror
Maelwys: Doctor..? Doctor..? What happened..? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Nurse: then suddenly wonders what the hell is wobbling on his chest... BREASTS ???
Lt. Lucas: ACK! faints
James J. Phantom: feels his face and finds a mask
Maelwys: Something terribly has happened....
Jason: would like to know the same and turns, looking for Jason
James J. Phantom: ack!
Wesley Crusher: turns and hastes back to the sickbay, having difficulties with the starnge body
Maelwys: I am.. a MAN!
Q-Three: feels extremely strange
Quinn Mallory: realizes he should probably be doing something...
Quinn Mallory: Okay... no one panic now...
Maelwys: stares at the uniform and is even more confused...
Shade: walks into sickbay wondering if he can be of more help this time
Nurse: turns around and runs back when suddenly a certain important part of clothing gives way
Tyler: realises she ... ehhh ... he ... well ... aaaaacckkk!!!
Quinn Mallory: Shade! Assistance! Please!!
Shade: hello Quinn
Shade: what's going on?
Maike: decides that Jason is useless and turns to talk to Q3 What on earth is going on here?
Tosk: looks to Quinn what do you suppose they are so upset about?
Wesley Crusher: hears Maelwys shouting what she feels and joins in
Nurse: WHEEEEEAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!! clutches his... her... ???... breasts
Quinn Mallory: I'm not sure, but it's not good
Crys: wonders back into sickbay
Q-Three: I DON'T KNOW!
James J. Phantom: runs back to sickbay
Maelwys: almost faints and sits down to think this catastrophe over
Crys: um...
Q-Three: HOw should I know?
Quinn Mallory: starts to scan the room
Nurse: writhes on the floor, with hurting breasts
Jason: finds this rather confusing and adresses Maike: Am I mistaken or is this not me?
Q-Three: suddenly starts flashing around the room with no apparent goal.
Shade: sees the Phantom run into the room
Wesley Crusher: Argh, someone tell me I am having a nightmare?
Jason: notices something from the corner of his eyes and sees... himself!
Maike: Yes Jason, you are yourself of course.
Maike: But who am I?
Maelwys: tries not to get mad and ignores people passing by staring at her.. him.. sitting on the floor
Jason: I notice a slight problem there... because ... points at the man with the cape This is me.
Maelwys: begins to laugh madly
James J. Phantom: sees......himself standing in the corner of sickbay
Q-Three: keeps appearing in different places around sick bay. so....meo....ne....he....l....pm.....eeeeee!!!!
Shade: um, what is going on?
Quinn Mallory: Okay, may I suggest everone sit down somewhere...
Tosk: looks at the nurse.. helps her to her feet
Tyler: I am a man!!!
Nurse: Owwwww... this... hurts
Tyler: Waaaahhh!
Q-Three: I.... Ca.....n't.....s.....it......
Maike: turns to Shade Okay, you're Shade right?
Tyler: Mael! Mael!
Crys: I am a woman!
Maelwys: concentrates on something like logic.. remembers that she has seen something wrong with the hypos before and gets up again
James J. Phantom: see's himself yelling about a man
Wesley Crusher: stares at the young woman talking to Jason and almost feels jealous
Maike: looks at Tyler still in the corner What?
Shade: looks at Maike, of course
Tosk: to nurse: Here, sit down walks her to a chair
Jason: Pardon me! tries to run to his alter ego and falls over his own feet... what kind of body is this?!
Maelwys: I need to go back to the infirmary
Jason: <WHACK>
Maike: Shade, that's good because apparantly I'm not me anymore. I'm not supposed to look like this.
Crys: Ouch!!
Maelwys: runs to the next lift - and wonders how the heck men can run or even walk with THAT
Quinn Mallory: Okay now everyone... try to remain calm
Tyler: I am a man!
Quinn Mallory: I think what we have here is some sort of severe disorientation
Q-Three: suddenly stops in the form of a small cat on the phantom's head
Wesley Crusher: has found out she is the commodore now and asks for silence
Maike: Yes, of course you are.... wait a minute, who are you?
Tyler: realises there is quite some chaos going on around here and frowns
Tosk: I agree Quinn
Nurse: follows, sits down and pulls the bra from under his/her uniform This... thing just gave way... and I have not the slightest idea how to wear one of these...
Tyler: Maike! Look what happened!
James J. Phantom: walks over to Tyler Yes you're a man and you're Me!!!
Quinn Mallory: Tosk, you don't seem to be affected, what have you been doing that they haven't?
Crys: hey... wait a second... this body can take... um... me... kicks James/Jason
Tyler: I am hardly you, Mr. Phantom!
Wesley Crusher: turns to Tyler Yes, I know.
Tyler: looks from one to the other with gaping mouth
Nurse: looks at the un-Wesley So who are you ?
Q-Three: jumps off and sits on the floor
Maelwys: gets appoached by the totally unrelated Chief, asking her what's wrong
Tosk: I don't know, I came in to get my physical, and then Q-Three told me to come back tomorrow for my shots
Maelwys: uh, err.. nothing I assume
Shade: stands on a bio-bed and whistles
Quinn Mallory: and...
Maike: looks over at the hologram
Jason: Don't you ever kick me again! the indended growl in his voice fails terribly.
Wesley Crusher: it takes a while before she gets the nurse is adressing her and then points at Maike Her!
Maelwys: i just have to go to the infirmary.. forgot something.. go back to.. whatever it is you are supposed to do knows how confused she sounds
Wesley Crusher: Now, please, would you listen to me, yes?
Q-Three: meows loudly
Shade: now, what the hell is going on in here!? looks at James and Tyler, and Q3 Meowing and gets confused
Quinn Mallory: jumps up on the bed next to Shade
Maelwys: leaves the lift and runs into the infirmary
Quinn Mallory: No one leave!!
Maelwys: bouncing into the un-Wesley
Q-Three the cat: flashs out of existence
Nurse: is just unconfused enough to realize that Maike might do a pretty good commodore impersonation and shuts up for now
Jason: Where... ehh ... where is the guy with the mask?
Q-Three: reappears hanging from the ceiling.
Maelwys: Commodore? almost histerically
Jason: must sound terribly silly now.
Lt. Lucas: wakes up and runs to sick bay
Wesley Crusher: Now, will you all be quiet!?
James J. Phantom: moves over to Jason
Nurse: just hopes to be able to use MaiWes as a spokesperson later
Tosk: hears Shade's speaking and makes his way there you're a hologram so you should be normal too, right?
Quinn Mallory: turns his attention to Wesley
Tyler: shuts up and stares at Crusher
Q-Three: someone get me down! starts crying.
Quinn Mallory: grabs Q-Three's hand and tows him to the bio-bed
Maelwys: shuts up
Maike: looks around the room Umm... are any of you Commodore Crusher? thinks this sounds really silly to ask...
Q-Three: sees himself enter and screams
Maelwys: who is me?
Wesley Crusher: waits patiently and nods at uhm... herself
Nurse: winks at the un-Maike
Jason: wants to fold his arms but fails again. My, what a wicked body!
Maelwys: stares at herself
Nurse: trying to get her attention
Maike: looks over at the Nurse You're Wes?
Tyler: looks at all the people and wishes she knew who of them was Mael
Maelwys: gets pale at the thought of Crusher having her body now
Tosk: yells Attention! Everyone quiet!
Q-Three: closes his eyes and starts singing "Jesus Loves Me"
Quinn Mallory: EVERYONE PLEASE LISTEN TO SHADE AND I
Q-Three: stops
Wesley Crusher: Thank you Tosk. turns to the people and hologram Well, it really seems something is... mixed up.
Lt. Lucas: walks into sickbay, not wanting to miss this
Maelwys: It will be allright, it will be.. that's what we always tell the patients anyways
Shade: looks out at everyone
Quinn Mallory: mumbles under his breath ain't that the truth...
Q-Three: starts flashing around the room again
Shade: looks out at everyone
Tosk: ok
Nurse: to unMaike Psst... let's whoever is in my body execute some authority... It's the best way to get order back
Maelwys: fears that, too
Q-Three: N...o....o.....o....o...o
Jason: You! glares at the masked man I want my body back!
Lt. Lucas: kicks "himself"
James J. Phantom: moves away from Jason
Lt. Lucas: you shut up! you're making me look bad!
Tosk: turns to James.. what is your name?
Q-Three: stops at his... or Lt. Lucas's foot
Wesley Crusher: If you now don't be quiet, I need to take sanctions! really likes this baritone ;-)
Maike: to unNurse... Unless they have no idea what they're doing... in which case I think one of us should take charge regardless of what we look like
James J. Phantom: me??
Q-Three: I can't help it!
Quinn Mallory: jumps down and breaks up various fights
Tosk: yes, you
Maelwys: What have you done to my bra? It was a new one? runs to her own body
Maike: to unNurse... but I guess he sounds confident enough, we'll let him go for now
Jason: follows the man in the black tuxedo Give me my body back!
James J. Phantom: um, well i am Tyler
Nurse: to unMaike So you are Maelwys ?
Q-Three: sits on the floor and quietly pouts
Maike: to unNurse... Oh yes, I am.
Tyler: Tyler? Hell! So I have your body?!
Wesley Crusher: QUIET!!!
James J. Phantom: moves over to Shade
Maelwys: turns to un Wesley
Tyler: Shut up, un-Governor!
Maelwys: Who are you anyways?
Q-Three: gives his attention to the Crusher body
Nurse: to unMaelwys Bra ? Oh that's what you call this... It gave way as soon as I started running
Quinn Mallory: turns his attention to Wesley
Q-Three: pushes "Tyler" across the room with his Q strength
Maelwys: You are not supposed to run in it! Only to loik good!
Maelwys: feels dizzy
Nurse: How should I know ?
Shade: sighs
Wesley Crusher: sighs
Jason: Give - back - my - body! nears ... the Phantom ... in a strong pace
Quinn Mallory: runs at Jason
Jason: and what an awful voice... eeew!
Crys: Hey! be careful with that body!
Tosk: roars as only a Tosk canQQQQQUUUUUIIIIIEEEEETTTTT!!
Maelwys: and thinking of me - you - getting my - your - menstruation soon, i suppose you'll also ruin my new underwear
Tyler: turns at her voice
Nurse: very low voiceMy only experience with these ...things... comes from taking them off a female... and even that was not really frequent
Wesley Crusher: Could the real commodore please take over?
Shade: moves near Tosk
Maike: walks over to the computer and starts to fiddle with the comm system
Nurse: shocked Menstru... you mean you would have your ?
Shade: i have an idea
Maelwys: You won't do anything fancy with my body, get that?
Maelwys: Yes... I - you - would
Quinn Mallory: makes a point not to get involved with the Mael/Nurse discussion
Jason: jumps at the Phantom
James J. Phantom: ack!
Jason: Give it back! It's mine! Give it back!
Tosk: shortly what Shade?
James J. Phantom: runs from Jason
Quinn Mallory: pulls Jason away
Maelwys' Voice: blares over the comm system EVERYBODY BE QUIET!!!!
Jason: thinks this looks simply ridiculous and wants to follow
Shade: that works
Nurse: just wants a male body... any male body!!!
Quinn Mallory: Give it a rest holds Jason down
Q-Three: decides to give it a try.... snaps his fingers and everyone but Mael's body has duct tape on their mouth
Maelwys: blinks, remembers that that's supposed to be her voice and she didn't say that
Tyler: I .. uhm ... will be back in a minute. I think ... I need ... you know...
Quinn Mallory: Make sure Tyler doesn't leave
Jason: fights Quinn with all his strength, what is not much within this body
Tosk: grabs his knife and cuts the tape
James J. Phantom: oh no you DON"T! chases his body!!
Maelwys: Yes.. I need, too.. how do you do that as a man..?
Nurse: tries to regain his(?) composure and say something, but fails
Maelwys: runs to the toilet
Maike: rips off the duct tape, actually thankful not to have any stubble to get torn off
Tosk: what't your Idea Shade?
Tyler: That's, uhm, what I need to figure out now.
James J. Phantom: grabs Tyler and tosses him into the sickbay
Q-Three: I GIVE UP!
Tyler: But I always wanted to do that! grins
Shade: EVERYONE LINE UP!!!!!!
Q-Three: snaps his fingers and dissapears
Tyler: Wahhh! Get your hands off, Phantom!
Jason: I didn't do anything!
Wesley Crusher: very very carefully removes the tape. Will tell Wes to shave as soon as she is back in her own body
Maelwys: comes back rather quick
Tyler: Not you! The other one!
Maelwys: I.. am afraid I missed the toilet
James J. Phantom: that's my body and you're not taking it anywhere
Quinn Mallory: drags Jason into the newly forming line
Nurse: would right now be happy to have something to shave!!!
Quinn Mallory: Stand there!!
Tyler: I will do better than you. and he/she walks out
Maelwys' Voice: blares again I SAID EVERYBODY BE QUIET AND CALM DOWN!!!
Maelwys: someone will have to clean that up later
Shade: every one stop ehre you are
Quinn Mallory: starts grabbing people and placing them in this line
Maelwys: Where's that voice coming from?
Q-Three: reappears
Shade: LINE UP NEXT TO YOUR BODY!!!!
Maelwys: And who is who anyways... except the Governor occupying my body?
Lt. Lucas: voluntarily stands in line
Quinn Mallory: stands watch over the line to make sure no one leaves
James J. Phantom: places Tyler in line
Tosk: paces back and forth
Jason: hisses like a cat and grabs the cape of the Phantom, pulling him towards himself
Q-Three: goes over and stands next to unLt. Lucas, and realizes Q3 was right...
Maelwys: does so but anytime she stands besides her body, her body wants to stand besides the Governor's body
James J. Phantom: ack!!
Maike: watches people trying to stand in circles
Nurse: concentrates on whatever abilities he can master in his confused state
Maelwys: looks at the mess
Wesley Crusher: just stands somewhere, completely lost and desillusioned
James J. Phantom: Takes off his cape and hands it to Jason there now stop it!
Jason: You shut up ... snarls at his body
Tosk: stands at the doorway, keeping them all in the room
Nurse: ...which is not much at all
Quinn Mallory: escorts Wesley to his body
Jason: Don't move! I know where your weak spots are!
Crys: goes ever and stands next to Jason
Q-Three: HEY!
James J. Phantom: Puts hit has on Jason's head now, that's all the clothes you are getting
Nurse: Um... okay... seems we have a pretty serious mix-up here
Q-Three: Everyone shut up, I have Qpowers, and I'm not afraid to use them!
Quinn Mallory: No threats
Maelwys: follows her body
Tyler: returns from the toilet... with pants all wet and looking embarrassed
Quinn Mallory: just everyone stay calm
Tyler: No comments. Not a single one!
Lt. Lucas: whacks the Lt.
Wesley Crusher: shakes head and walks over to Maike
Quinn Mallory: escorts the dripping Tyler to his body
James J. Phantom: nearly cries at the look of his body
Q-Three: throws the unLt. agains the wall
Lt. Lucas: Don't you dare! If the continuum comes looking for me I'll tell them YOU did it!
Wesley Crusher: Hey, uhm...
Maelwys: thinks she was lucky with her try
Nurse: So first thing... long break for thinking let us find out who is who
Quinn Mallory: grabs Q-Three
Jason: tries to mute his voice
Tosk: sits and begins to laugh hysterically
Q-Three: throws QM off of him
Maelwys: sighs and decides not to say anything anymore
Quinn Mallory: Stand in line Lieutenant!
Quinn Mallory: runs back at Q full force
Nurse: Look for your body and get your physical identity to your right
Quinn Mallory: tackles him football style
Shade: hmm, where is Wes??
Wesley Crusher: has a thought who might be the rightful owner of this body and turns at the nurse
Maike: You've gotta start with somebody, by the way
Q-Three: flashs away and reappears upside down on the ceiling
Nurse: We just might find out whether this is one circle or even more...
Shade: Wes? the real wes?
Maelwys: places her body to her right
Quinn Mallory: glares at the unQ
Q-Three: I am Lt. Lucas!
Jason: mutters something to himself
Nurse: attempts to drag Mael along while getting him(?)self to the Wesley body
Wesley Crusher: stands beside her own familiar body and is not even that mispleased at the looks
Lt. Lucas: sighs... Jason, are you here somewhere?
Shade: tries to figure out where the real wes is
Quinn Mallory: If you are, then stand in line and we'll get it sorted out!
Crys: Yes sir... I'm right here!
Shade: WES?!
Maelwys: looks really confused now, wonders who is the owner of her body
Tosk: stops laughing and gets up from the floor
Q-Three: appears in line, with an orange football uniform, sticks his tounge out at Quinn
Crys: thinks... "Lucky guy..."
Shade: :-/
Tamar: runs in, halfway out of breath, and walks directly towards James
Tamar: There you are!
Tosk: grabs the first person in line by the arm
Nurse: suddenly gets hit by a cramp
Quinn Mallory: sticks up something else up at Q
Lt. Lucas: Jason... come here and tell me what you did!
James J. Phantom: uh-oh
Jason: turns to Tamar, not realising she doesn't recognize him
Maelwys: opens her mouth and closes it again
James J. Phantom: uh, hello Tamar
Tamar: embraces him and kisses him deeply, not caring about all the other people
Maelwys: This is not happening, this is not happening (X-files quote of the day)
Jason: gasps for breath!
Q-Three: holds up Quinn's boxers, and smiles
James J. Phantom: pushes her away
Jason: Stop it!
Tamar: is shocked, deeply shocked James?
James J. Phantom: looks nervously at Jason
Nurse: instinctively reaches for his(?) belly where the cramps are
Quinn Mallory: gives Q a solid punch
Q-Three: falls back out of breath
Jason: kicks "James" where it really hurts ... and yes, he knows how that hurts!
Maelwys: gives a worried look to her body uh oh
Q-Three: Shade never hit me!
James J. Phantom: um, i'm not really James you see points at Jason
Jason: That's what you get!
Lt. Lucas: cringes at that punch... is really glad he's not in that body at the moment
Quinn Mallory: grabs his underwear and runs into the bathroom
Maelwys: you better get to the toilet, Governor
Tamar: swings to Jason! What the hell do you think you are doing!
Nurse: I have no idea how to... errr.... deal with this !
Jason: The right thing! This ... uhm. Yes. I know. Confusing. But this is me!
James J. Phantom: out of breath uh.....sorry
Crys: cringes at that punch as well ; )
Quinn Mallory: returns, composure returned
Q-Three: dissapears again
Tosk: Tamar... walking towards her there's been an accident. We believe some of the crew have switched bodies
Tyler: rolls her?his? eyes and wishes her?his? pants weren't all soaked
Maelwys: hisses just put a pad in my.. err.. your.. pants
Tamar: This is who? Geez, you are mad! turns back to her beloved and tries to cure him
James J. Phantom: moves away from Tamar
Nurse: whispers to unMaelwys And would you care to tell me where to find such a ... pad ?
Tamar: slowly turns at Tosk What?
Tyler: feels like going mad and grabs that impostor by the tux, punching him
Jason: and this was still MY line!
Maike: fidles with the computer controls for a few minutes
James J. Phantom: sorry, but i really don't want to die anytime soon i think the Phantom would Kill me
Tosk: repeats Some of the crew have switched bodies
Quinn Mallory: wonders what on earth one could do to get the se peole to settle down
Maelwys: in the women's toilets.. just right from the entrance door on a shelf.. the glue is what has do go down
Wesley Crusher: still stands beside Maike, waiting
Tamar: So... that is not James?
Jason: I am James.
Tosk: no, it isn't... it's only his body
Jason: tries to look at her with those doggy eyes
Quinn Mallory: moseys over to the enviromental control systems
James J. Phantom: I am Tyler
Nurse: tries to remember that and rushes off... and promptly, by good old practice takes the wrong door first, startling a few young cadets
Quinn Mallory: looks at the readings in the room, starts to flush knockout gas into the room
Quinn Mallory: grabs an oxygen mask
Q-Three's Voice: EVERYONE SHUT UP!
Nurse: mumbles an apology and retreate where no Man has gone before
Tamar: turns at Jason What the heck... nears Jason and looks into his eyes
Maelwys: turns to Tamar best was to stay sane is to go back to your quarters and wait until this is either over or we have killed each other
Quinn Mallory: the knockout gas starts to take it's affect
Jason: tries to smile
Q-Three's Voice: NEXT PERSON TO DO ANYTHING GETS FLASHED TO THE BRIG!
Maike: drops to the ground unconcious before finishing his work
Maelwys: looks at the Q that is so typical male!
Tamar: Mael, serious? This is... weird.
Q-Three's Voice: flash's unMael to the brig
Shade: um, Quinn, you too will be knocked out
Tyler: <cough!> <cough!>
Maelwys: I am not Captain Maelwys.. no idea in whose body he is drily
Crys: falls to the ground, unconcious... but... the antidote!
Tyler: falls down
Maelwys: I happen to be the woman zthat just left for the toilet
Nurse: grabe one of the ... things... off the shelf and attempts to put it in the right position
James J. Phantom: coughs and falls to the ground
Jason: looks at Tamar and then drops like dead
Tosk: starts coughing uncontrollably.. makes his way to the door but falls too soon
Maelwys: does the same
Wesley Crusher: stares at her body and calls a doc
Quinn Mallory: motions to Shade through the mask
Tosk: is sprawled out on the floor by the door now
Quinn Mallory: now we can straighten this out
Wesley Crusher: for only one moment tho, then sinks to the ground as well
Shade: yes i agree
Frikenwyrd: is still lying among the other bodies on the floor.... but a little more "asleep" then them
Tamar: stares, utterly and entirely confused
Quinn Mallory: Okay... what are we looking for? through the mask
Q-Three: appears in humanoid form, unaffected by the gas
James J. Phantom: falls onto Shade
Q-Three: I am Lt. Lucas
Shade: er.....shimmers in and out
Quinn Mallory: Lucas, if you want your body back, help us
Shade: i....uh.......Vanishes
Q-Three: Ok
Tamar: feels blunt and dizzy and then nothing anymore
Nurse: still fights with the pad, but gets it more or less into the right place... or so he hopes
Q-Three: sorry about that, I couldn't handle all the confusion... guess I didn't help frowns
Quinn Mallory: looks at tamar Care to help us... if you are able? since the gas isn't affecting you
Q-Three: What happened to Shade?
Q-Three: goes over to the computer
Q-Three: He's gone....
Lt. Lucas: but is also to unconscious to care
Nurse: makes his way back to sickbay, attempting to not have any further pain from those breasts hopping up and down at every step
Quinn Mallory: Okay... now Q... do you have any idea what we're lookign for?
Nurse: enters sickbay and sees all those bodies
Q-Three: hmmm
Q-Three: well, first off lets think about behavior
Nurse: then takes a good whiff of the knockout gas and succumbs to its effect
Q-Three: Phantom is obviouseely in Jason's body
Quinn Mallory: Yes... drag them together
Nurse: falls halfway over the Maelwys and Wesley bodies
Q-Three: pulls Jason and Phantom together
Quinn Mallory: wait... hold on...
Q-Three: and Q3 is in my body, grabs Lt. Lucas
Q-Three: what>
Quinn Mallory: isn't Tyler in JJP's body?
Q-Three: hmmm
Q-Three: I think so....
Quinn Mallory: and JJP is in Jason's body...
Quinn Mallory: yah... that sounds more right
Q-Three: snaps and a writing pad and pencil come to place in his hands, and he starts writing this down
Q-Three: ok
Q-Three: Hey! I can use whatever hand I want! smiles
Quinn Mallory: okay... now the Nurse and Maelwys...
Quinn Mallory: drags them together...
Q-Three: writes that down
Quinn Mallory: Crys is in Tyler's body...
Q-Three: writes that down
Quinn Mallory: okay... now...
Q-Three: oh! one more thing before we fix this up. snaps and Lt. Lucas's body sheds a few pounds
Shade: appears again
Quinn Mallory: flashes a smile at Q-3, (no pu intended)
Quinn Mallory: welcome back Shade...
Shade: I wish they would fix this emitter problem
Q-Three: Anything you want while I'm here Quinn?
Quinn Mallory: hehe, the gas must have messed it up...
Shade: Had any success yet?
Shade: still flickers a bit
Quinn Mallory: Yah... we've matched some people up
Shade: looks at everything
Quinn Mallory: adjusts the emitter controls quickly
Quinn Mallory: okay... now this is where it gets tough...
Shade: thank you feels much better this way
Quinn Mallory: let me see...
Quinn Mallory: Maike and who?
Quinn Mallory: ponders it heavily
Q-Three: hmmm
Quinn Mallory: any ideas?
Q-Three: Mael is in Maike I believe
Shade: I am not having a clue
Quinn Mallory: That sounds right... shade... group them
Shade: what do you plan?
Quinn Mallory: I plan to pair them up...
Q-Three: Too bad I don't have more experience with these powers, or I could have this done in a flash... (pun intended)
Tosk: 's hand twitches
Quinn Mallory: I saw Lucas working on an antidote, we should revive him
Shade: but are we sure who is Lucas?
Q-Three: I am Lucas
Q-Three: Q3 is in my body
Shade: We should wake the Governor and Maelwys first!
Quinn Mallory: Yes, I meant the unLucas
Shade: oh...
Quinn Mallory: Shade, the Governor and Mael can't help us!
Crys: dreams Cry's dreams
Shade: but they aren't histeric either
Shade: and they are superiors
Q-Three: hmmm
Jason: dreams something odd. Very odd.
Q-Three: Maybe we should leave them asleep ;)
Tosk: 's leg kicks
Quinn Mallory: I say no... and technically, they aren't my superiors :-)
Quinn Mallory: grabs a hypo and a mask and approaches unLucas
Quinn Mallory: injects him and puts a mask over his face
Q-Three: Be careful!
Wesley Crusher: unconsciously hopes Wes won't remember anything of this dreams when he gets back
Shade: thinks the Governor and Mael won't like that.. but then imagines Crusher in a woman body and grins
Quinn Mallory: waits for unLucas to be revived
Lt. Lucas: huh? wha...
Quinn Mallory: We need your help...
Nurse: just continues lying on unMael and unwes
Quinn Mallory: to finish the anidote...
Lt. Lucas: looks down... no, the nightmare was real
Lt. Lucas: alright... but I'll need Jason to tell me what he did
Quinn Mallory: sighs
Quinn Mallory: Mus we really?
Shade: Do we know where Jason is in?
Q-Three: In Crys I believe....
Quinn Mallory: I believe Crys is Shade...
Quinn Mallory: walks over with another mask... injects UnCrys and puts a mask on UnCry's face)
Tosk: groans and gets up to his feet... must have a tolerance to this particular gas
Q-Three: Good morning Tosk
Crys: wakes up
Q-Three: or late afternoon it seems....
Quinn Mallory: Okay, UnCrys, UnLucas, get to work on that antidote
Nurse: just stirs half-awake, having had a bit less of the gas than the rest
Tosk: simply groans whatever... turns to Quinn why didn't you warn me about the gas!?
Lt. Lucas: frowns... a medic giving him orders
Quinn Mallory: puts the Nurse back to sleep for a while longer
Lt. Lucas: I may look like Lucas, but I am not as dumb!
Quinn Mallory: Tosk, if I would have warned you, then they might have heard
Q-Three: HEY!
Quinn Mallory: sorry :-/
Q-Three: That was completely uncalled for!
Maelwys: snores like heck
Quinn Mallory: Break it up you two!
Quinn Mallory: Now get to work!!
Q-Three: I would have you know I have exemplery intelligence!
Quinn Mallory: Q... don't make me punch you again...
Q-Three: glares angrily, but avoids hurting the unLt. seeing as its his body
Lt. Lucas: begins working with Jason/Crys... What the hell did you do?
Tosk: It's ok, I just got up on the wrong part of the floor.. chuckles what are we doing now?
Q-Three: attempting to perfect an antidote...
Quinn Mallory: We're pairing them up, and UnLucas and UnCrys are working on the antidote
Tosk: looks over the pairings...
Quinn Mallory: No messups?
Crys: walks over and finds the hypo he was working with
Shade: walks over to Tosk
Maelwys: chrrrrrrrrrrrr
Nurse: kinda wakes up... as from a bad dream
Tosk: well, I don't think they are 1:1, as they are all mixed up... but it's at least a start in one phase..
Lt. Lucas: knocks Q unconcious...
Crys: brings the hypo to Q/Lucas
Lt. Lucas: You moron! do you know what this is?
Crys: no... I don't
Tosk: sits down... has a headache
Lt. Lucas: It's a substance that was meant to repair the bio-gel packs in the memory banks!
Crys: whoops... sorry
Lt. Lucas: Sorry! You must have created a sort of one-way telepathic link between the crew
James J. Phantom: starts to wake
James J. Phantom: stands up
Crys: Well, that should be easy to fix... right?
James J. Phantom: okay, where's my body?!
Quinn Mallory: James, with all due respect, you can either help us, or sit in that corner and wait
Tyler: is snoring somewhere in the corner, pants still all wet
James J. Phantom: looks around James, oh, me? I'm Tyler
Maelwys: chhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Lt. Lucas: Fortunately, yes... a telepathic inhibitor should do the trick until the substance is discarded by their bodies naturally
Quinn Mallory: almost forgot that
Quinn Mallory: Okay... Tyler... sit down in the corner!
Quinn Mallory: you're body is sleeping...
James J. Phantom: gives quinn an odd look
Tosk: sits back and watches
Lt. Lucas: prepares the CORRECT injection this time
James J. Phantom: leaves the sickbay
Lwaxana Troi: has a headache all the while withput knowing where it comes from
Lt. Lucas: Quinn, could you help me infect... I mean, inject everyone?
Jason: yawns and slowly gets up, as if he senses his body was being awake
Quinn Mallory: sure
Quinn Mallory: Tosk.. go get Tyler... stupid...
Jason: Mon dieu ....
Shade: moves ppl here and there getting them out of he way
Wesley Crusher: mumbles something
Quinn Mallory: takes a hypo from Q
Jason: Where... notices Tamar and tries to wake her
Lt. Lucas: injects everyone... Now, where did James/Tyler go?
Nurse: attempts to get to his feet
Quinn Mallory: starts injecting people
Tosk: scowls.. still has a headache fine!gets Tyler fro mthe corner and brings him to Quinn
Tamar: tosses and slowly opens one eyeEeek! then remembers
Shade: ack!
Lt. Lucas: ah, yes... injects himself
Shade: Tosk, i'll go get him
Shade: he..uh.. has some problems
Quinn Mallory: looks around... that should do it
Shade: goes to find Tyler/JJP
Maelwys: wakes uo, too, not knowing where she is, thinking she had a dream
Jason: Are you alright?
Q-Lucas: feels everything wink out suddenly... remembers his body is unconscious on the floor
Tamar: Uh, yes. WHat happened? I mean, why do they all sleep?
Q-Three: Chrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Maelwys: scatches herself and find it is no dream
Quinn Mallory: goes around waking the rest up
Quinn Mallory: This will take a lot of explaining to do...
Jason: I suppose someone thought intoxicating us would be a solution.
Shade: finds Tyler
Maike: continues dozing near the computer panel
Jason: gets up and offers Tamar a hand, feeling so ... small all of a sudden
Quinn Mallory: wakes Maike
Shade: come on, back to sickbay
Tamar: nods, getting his hand, feeling odd, almost cheating
James J. Phantom: makes a face but gets up and goes back to sickbay with Shade
Shade: enters sickbay with JJP/Tyler
Jason: whirls around as he sees his body
Quinn Mallory: injects JJP/Tyler quickly
James J. Phantom: walks over to jason
Jason: wonders if he always looks that miserable
Tosk: grabs a hypo marked "headache reliever" but thinks better of it
Maelwys: gets up, and after a moment falls on her behind
Jason: Well?
Maelwys: what an impractical body
Maelwys: whwew.. where is my...
Tyler: Ergh... tries to ignore the cold and wet pants
Nurse: gets up and promptly staggers because of those... breasts
Wesley Crusher: as always has terrible problems waking up
Crys: is suddenly back in her own body and terribly relieved her pants are dry!
Q-Three: wakes up...
Maelwys: is suddenly conscious and standing up... not sure how I got here from my sleeping position though....
Tyler: finds himself standing there with wet pants
James J. Phantom: the perspective changes... and he sees Jason, not himself!
Quinn Mallory: clasps his hand together, highly pleased with himself
James J. Phantom: shoves him aside and holds out his hand, sniling at Tamar
Tyler: throws a look at Crys and quickly leaves the sickbay
Quinn Mallory: Okay... now... I think that did it
Maike: blinks
Maelwys: looks around the room at everybody Well, something seems to have done the trick, I guess.
Crys: Mael?
Shade: watches Tyler leave and sighs
Wesley Crusher: suddenly finds himself in a body much more familiar...
Jason: breathes a sigh of relief
Tamar: James!? Are you back?
Tosk: shrugs weird
Quinn Mallory: totally
Jason: suddenly feels the pain inflicted on his body by James
Maelwys: looks over at Crys You're... you, right? thinking of Tamar and Tyler
Tamar: hugs him and kisses him deeply
Jason: ow, ow, ow, owow...
Maike: hurries over to Jason
Crys: almost has to laugh. But only almost.
Crys: Wow ... that was cool ...
Shade: sits alone sadly and watches everyone else
Nurse: finally!
Quinn Mallory: checks on everyone to make sure they're normal
Jason: looks over at Crys with a... rather strange feeling
Quinn Mallory: spots Shade
Nurse: immediately rund to the toilet to rescue her underwear
James J. Phantom: hugs Tamar and even lifts her a little while kissing
Quinn Mallory: are you alright shade?
Shade: yeah fine,
Maike: throws a quick glance at Wes, and than a longer Mr. Crusher?
Shade: well i guess everyone is fine
Quinn Mallory: what's wrong?
Q-Three: to Quinn... James and Tamar are making out... yes, everything's normal
Wesley Crusher: feels whole again... and strokes his beard as if to make sure everything is back in the right place
Shade: nothing looks up at Quinn and vanishes
Maike: Ah well... turns back to Jason and comforts him
Wesley Crusher: just secretly wishes he could have explored this beautiful body some more before returning it...
Tamar: Well, that was quite... odd.
Jason: and it was horrible! She's a... she!
Maelwys: That was definitely odd.
James J. Phantom: You have to get used to oddities surrounding me...
Maike: nods, not sure if those thoughts about Crys' are hers
Crys: Why, yeah, I am a she, Mr. Jason! glares at him
Quinn Mallory: gives one last look at everyone, happy with each other...
Tosk: opens the emergency liquor cabinet and grabs a bottle of whiskey
Maelwys: And thankfully, I'm not a she anymore. ;-)
Tamar: I love oddities. As long as I am informed before I do something! grins
Quinn Mallory: grabs a PADD and heads back to his small, lonely office
Tosk: tries to drown his confusion in alcohol
Tyler: walks into sickbay with dry pants throwing Crys an odd looks
Wesley Crusher: clears his throat to get attention Gentlemen... it has been... an interesting experience for all of us
Crys: tries to avoid Tyler's glance
Jason: decides not to tell anyone he kind of enjoyed being Crys
Tyler: grabs the PADD he dropped before and returns to his quarters
Maelwys: definitely doesn't want to hear that Jason enjoyed being Crys ;-)
Maike: wonders why she didn't get that attention
Wesley Crusher: Let us always remember... it is not what we look like - it is who we are.
Nurse: comes back and thinks it is so typical male to say "Gentlemen"
Maike: thinks that are wise words, those could've been hers ;-)
James J. Phantom: looks at the Governor with an undefined and strange expression, halfway hidden of the mask
Jason: hugs Maike...
Tamar: cuddles against James
Tosk: starts getting a bit drunk and starts singing "the Lumberjack song" while thinking about the women being in men's bodies and vice versa
Wesley Crusher: You will excuse me now... I have to take care of how this station will survive the next month
Maike: returns the hug and is glad she didn't make the mistake Tamar made. James wouldn't have liked that
Maelwys: looks at the time on the wall Well, it looks like my duty shift is over now. I hope that whoever was me did a good job of it. ;-)
James J. Phantom: a smile lightens his face as he puts one arm around Tamar and he secretly thinks it is time to show her some more oddities
Wesley Crusher: leaves to do duty rosters... and hopes not too much has been screwed up by whoever was him
Maelwys: turns to Crys Wanna come back to my quarters for lunch?
Crys: I'm sure. As for myself... I'm kinda hungry. Who wants to join me for lunch?
Maelwys: lol
Crys: Uhhhh... laughs
Maike: never screws up rosters ;-)
Crys: I take it you're with me then!
Tosk: I'll lunch, I'm join
Tosk: staggers to his feet
Crys: pats poor Tosk's back
Crys: You better go to bed, Toskman.
Tosk: bed good... take away headache
James J. Phantom: disappears somewhere, Tamar always close by his side
Quinn Mallory: slaves over some Science scans in his quarters
Maike: Lunch sounds good. Jason? Is your duty over?
Jason: Yes, I guess the physicals are over... shall we?
Maike: takes his arm and nods
Tosk: staggers out the door and makes his way to his quarters, eventually
and so, no one in the crew ever talked about their experiences in someone else's body, (but they thought about it often) ; )